Sam

they/them, bi

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@mccarthymuse @BrettKollmann there's less recalls because there's less inspections. the specific recall in the story you're replying to is because there was no inspection

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@lillith_fearnot @LSXYZ9 the guys who are being pushed to adopt the granny shot are bigs who already can't shoot. guys who are good to great mid-range and 3pt shooters are already good free throw shooters.

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@awfulannouncing

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@dirtbagqueer the children yearn for great LB duos. I was blessed with Lewis-Boulware and Briggs-Urlacher in my youth.

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@Drewpeacock_17 @dlrock1 yeah, all they do is put on great matches. what a dork!

[Sam @SattlerSam]

@grillbot8001 this AI was trained solely by Taco - Puttin on the Ritz

[Sam @SattlerSam]

@futurafreesky @mthieyung did I miss something or are you confusing Rick Brunson with Richard Branson?

[Sam @SattlerSam]

@explodingpiano they got relegated to the bad band name sub-discourse

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@OreGaTrae you gotta get Randy Moller to call all your matches
https://t.co/Hyw2KOUTVm

[Sam @SattlerSam]

@OfficiallyJace @S_ATL_Wrestling you've never seen a movie review say something to the effect of "the story wasn't for me, but the acting and directing were phenomenal. 3 stars."?

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@PierreD1990 why are you acting like Richardson is the first bad QB with insane physical traits to be overdrafted? Josh Allen broke every NFL GM's brain. it's stupid to blame that on NFL film twitter when he got drafted #4 overall by an actual NFL team. the quoted take is very bad, though

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@Nascarmedes @MattBrownEP Christianity's entire history is filled with Christians killing each other for being the wrong brand of Christianity.

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@NotDrDeath Meltzer discourse is the worst. None of you understand the role of a critic. You don't have to agree with them!!! Every critic has biases and blind spots. Meltzer's star ratings are his own personal scale, not the sole authority on wrestling. That's how you engage with it!

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@Jerkstorecaller best lineup I went to for a standalone show was Vince Staples -> Sleigh Bells -> Run The Jewels. all three were incredible

[Sam @SattlerSam]

@NightlifeMingus was just thinking this last night. or CSS who had a song called Let's Make Love and Listen to Death From Above

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@daylightshirley we are the US Mutant Ninja Turtles

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@lizzyflanagan it makes the move feel nerfed. like the Cross Rhodes barely feels like a finisher anymore

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@tbrinacarpenter how am I supposed to check my fantasy baseball lineup between sets?

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@GarlicCorgi stomp clap has evolved into hooting and hollering. Benson Boone, Noah Kahan, Teddyswims. it's the spiritual successor to stomp clap