@dadtellsjokes Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too"
The barman gives them both a water
The first chemist cries as his assasination attempt has failed
if you play 'Hello Internet' at exactly 11:59:49 on new year's eve i will say [Dan] on the stroke of midnight making sure you're already filled with regret as soon as the year begins
Hi I just wanna say I love Jupiter a lot and he’s going through a rough time but I’m happy to always be there for him because I love him so fucking much