Jordathan

normal guy

[Jordathan @SaturnFudge]

Reminder that "free assembly included" is a scam at both @HomeDepot and @Lowes these days. They are so understaffed that, even for in stock items, they will straight up tell you take it as is or wait weeks for it to be assembled.

[Jordathan @SaturnFudge]

@CuriosityonX Theres on of these on the bottom of my foot my wife says they burn it off.but with ice?! Crazy

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@ReedReports But I run with Iraq, amirite guys

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@EF_escape Burning "F U TRUMP" into the plastic bathroom stall divider with a lighter over the course of several nonconsecutive unpaid breaks in order to be the change I want to see in the world

[Jo🌺🎬 @Goldxn_Violin]

Non-binary bond character:

“Mr. Bond my name is Pussy Perhaps”

[Jordathan @SaturnFudge]

@nikokadiKE This is how elon walks on land

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@hell_doe Idk the one that does readings of people's taco bell quesadillas is pretty decent

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@skyler_higley No those are fux machines (got in trouble at work)

[Jordathan @SaturnFudge]

"SLUTZER - Seltzer for Sluts"™️

[Jordathan @SaturnFudge]

BF stands for Boy Francisco

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@EF_escape EE.
UU.

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@boss_on_here No that's MF Doom

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@HieroBorschtIII He has a sick vintage oven

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@slothy_420 Fire

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@w0rldmap Workshopping taglines at Mr. Garnier's laboratoire

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@EF_escape Making fun of the rookie at my nonbinary police precinct: "Nice bodystocking, does it come in women's sizes"

[Jordathan @SaturnFudge]

GUMBO WITHOUT A LID MOVIE BEFOFE HERZOG DIES

[Louise Charlotte Weard @weardjupiter]

Backrooms is about to make over a hundred mil at the box office. What is the next 4chan post that should be adapted into a feature film?

[Jordathan @SaturnFudge]

@Oddhobbies1992 The thickness of the slices and the color of the casing are a good starting point for the investigation

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@patchworkfemme Youre so what

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@brianonhere Telling a woman at the bar that I've boycotted the Vatican, LITERALLY WITHOUT EXCEPTION, for my entire life