Jane

It’s all in your head.

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

Not to assume it's impossible because you find it hard. But to recognize that if it's humanly possible, you can do it
too.

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

@ajala_jaling0 I swear.

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

“If I slap you you’ll fly to America”

Na now o.

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

@ShimmerLeRaina @tundebillions Lmao

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

@Adunniolaide02 Better to sleep on mat o wtf

[Billions @tundebillions]

Oyinbo fit tell you say you smell nice make e still go report you to HR say your scent too strong. Ma fo o. 😂

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

I have a problem with people who enter convos clearly not meant for their age bracket and then get angry when addressed with inside slang.
You’re 40 in teen discussions. They’ve called you ‘bitch’ now you’re crying.

If no be oversabi dey worry you, wetin you find reach there?

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

@MagickMasala @columtyrrell No Knee-jay-riens, Nigh-gee-rians. Not same.

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

@Habu_Bash Why’re you typing like the quran?

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

I’m judging you. Like mad. And the question I asked you, I don’t care for the answer. It’s a judgement question.

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

Wait I can’t see my likes?

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

I read. Likely more than the average person, but my stuff is I keep reading books I’ve read before.

Worse, I don’t even read other books written by the same author. Just that one book 3 - 4 times, over and over again.

😅

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

@Adesuwabutts Osagie big belle, change for the better. No be life be this.

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

@_Penta_one_ @fray_ya_ @Iamlyday1 @Ns_Ruhamah @Amicable4luv @NzeOfManchester @MummyRere Lazy Osagie. Did she put a gun in your head and say babysit or die? Man of the house but na woman dey dictate what you can and cannot do for you. Why didn’t you pick shifts and pay babysitters if you were really about that life and wanted to work?

Wild animal.

[Νατε @olobzjr]

there are only 14 unique combinations of words left in Nigeria

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

Going to city lights at 09:00am tomorrow and I’m going for the croissants 😎

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

@pforpeyi It did

[Very Awesome, Normal Person. @loveandlightok]

the thing abt climate change is that the earth will be fine, it always has been. it used to be a ball of volcanic ash and primordial soup. we however will not be fine

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

@WildChefHuman Coconuts and dates is top tier

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

@CarrieCnh12 @UjuAnya Miley Cyrus

[Jane @Sau_ssage]

@TheBlarkKratos @TohPahz Omg how are youuu?? You’ve got 2 now 🤩 mashallah.