Chef Human™

🇳🇬 Faith, Food, Film & Tech+Writing
Building @rouxculinary | @rouxstudioshq | @foodincng | @theeventkompani |
F&B Consultant Ex: Edenlife, PocketFood,PR/Ads

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

My name is Human, the founder of Roux Culinary Institute @rouxculinary

We are a tech-driven culinary school dedicated to training chefs and helping them gain employability, and remain employable through standardised knowledge in culinary arts and industry-relevant tech skills

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

lie awake in the existence of my longing.

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

I kinda have a love-hate relationship with this thing.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

You people should avoid relationships

December i dey go china become monk

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Dating used to be two people building a life together. Now it feels like one person funding a lifestyle while being treated as easily replaceable.

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

Beautiful Monday ✨

-Cream of Mushroom Soup
-Roasted Garlic Croutons

Let's Eat.❤️

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

Na me be pepper, na me be salt.

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

You'd think this thought process isn't real and it's just bants. Lol

A lady of interest said this to me years ago in uni
She would prefer not to have a mother-in-law should we get married

I still can't fathom the thought process and the guts to even say that.

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

i just lost 2terabytes worth of work files.
my life, work, everything gone!

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

Beautiful Monday ✨

-Cream of Mushroom Soup
-Roasted Garlic Croutons

Let's Eat.❤️

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

a golden retriever?

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ✨ @Bigdebs222]

A moving woman will meet her dark skinned, well behaved, golden retriever w a solid hairline and a goatee.

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

You'd think this thought process isn't real and it's just bants. Lol

A lady of interest said this to me years ago in uni
She would prefer not to have a mother-in-law should we get married

I still can't fathom the thought process and the guts to even say that.

[Sheena🌻 @noiriiee]

@NaaDei____ See why i prefer to date men whose mothers are dead

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

No mother-in-law would allow this.

[Osebley✨ @NaaDei____]

You go into labor on the day your MIL is celebrating her 70th birthday. You end up having to get CS and in all of this, your husband is not around because he’s overseeing party 🙂 he said he can’t leave it in anyone’s hands. Helloo????

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

This is so horrible tstl

You mean, the person you claimed to love passed & you didn't know?

Instead, you thought he ghosted

You didn't reach out to check, to even visit his place, call a friend/family before deciding that he ghosted?

“I'm a leaverer” generation, kudos 🙌🏾

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

@WolfCouer This is also a terrible point, even if it's a day old relationship.

You can't say she just saw him and started dating from the jump, without knowing who he was/where he's from/who knows him/who he's accountable to. That further makes her mindset more flawed than it already is.

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

This is so horrible tstl

You mean, the person you claimed to love passed & you didn't know?

Instead, you thought he ghosted

You didn't reach out to check, to even visit his place, call a friend/family before deciding that he ghosted?

“I'm a leaverer” generation, kudos 🙌🏾

[Mangethe mfethu 🎀🩷 @miss_neoentle]

Now that I can freely talk about this.
While in a new relationship, I got a text that my ex, who I thought ghosted me, actually passed away.

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

it gets to a point.

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

@mzcheoun Aw, thank you✨

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

What even is this?????🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Goke🍹 @gokehq]

I just wish say na me dey inside Temi Otedola belle.

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

E soak

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

Money na garri

[Harsh hada @Theharshhada7]

Someone rich once told me:
"Money loves water."

It took me years to understand...

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

I feel like seeing a Tunde Kelani film.

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

I think the best way I can express myself is in sounds. Words don't carry the weight of how I feel.