Drunk Uncle Bannon

My strengths are manipulating weak willed fools and singlehandedly changing the course of history. Yeah, you SHOULD piss yourself. I already did. Earlier.

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

*laughs evil laugh
*coughs violently
*vomits a little
Fuuuuuuuuuck I need a drink
and some puss...
*vomits
#myfirstTweet #PresidentBannon

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

@maggieNYT @DonaldJTrumpJr Sometimes good patriots have to engage in some light treason for the good of the country.
#HappensAllTheTime
#JustTryingToMAGA

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

@VP @POTUS Everyone knows the best time to reform taxes is when half the country is either on fire or under water.
#AmericaFirst
#RightAfterWeCutFEMA

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

Oh snap! https://t.co/xXX85iyrlc

[Cheapsuits @cheapsuits]

At 1:00 Local is literally when the Ham Radios went silent.. same time anemometer broke and eyewall hit #Barbuda

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

@DRHarri03589363 @son_follower1 @SheriffClarke @realDonaldTrump @POTUS It's not everyday he holds a human like a sack of potatoes...

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

@son_follower1 @SheriffClarke @realDonaldTrump @POTUS Lots and lots of fake photos already exist. Even Google is in on it.
#HoldingBabiesIsForNannies
#DontLetThemTouchMe
#MyPetPresident

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

@pompanostrappo @VeraMBergen @davidfrum You have *no* idea
#BurningRetinas

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

@pompanostrappo @VeraMBergen @davidfrum Don't blame Uncle Bannon. I have made my preferences known, but getting him to listen is like wrangling a shit-tornado.
#NeedALasso
#Hazmat

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

@Acidbiohazzzard @daeneryasss @AngelaBelcamino @WalterJP86 Don't worry, let this age a decade or so and you're gonna be like: "Oh, I get it. None of this is a game. Life is super shitty."

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

@Acidbiohazzzard @daeneryasss @AngelaBelcamino @WalterJP86 I don't normally explain myself.
Must be that lingering Saudi sobriety.
#IWillLetParodySpeakForItself
#GoodGame

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

@Acidbiohazzzard @daeneryasss @AngelaBelcamino @WalterJP86 They got raped. Nobody played shit. There is no "win".
A horrible idea was shut down for being horrible. The end.
#GonnaGetDrunkNow

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

@Acidbiohazzzard @daeneryasss @AngelaBelcamino @WalterJP86 I wasn't making fun of your trauma.
I was sarcastically pointing out the unfortunate use of the phrase "Well played"
#NobodyWinsHere

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

@snarkbox @AngelaBelcamino That was almost as funny as your face.
#JokesYouComeUpWithWhilePooping

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

@Acidbiohazzzard @AngelaBelcamino @daeneryasss @WalterJP86 Winning!
Well played, ladies, it's not every day you get to use your traumatic experience to make a dude lose a twitter argument.
#Losering

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

@coolcam101 People are not terribly upset by either. Women who claim to be raped however, are just the worst. And people tend to let them know.

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

@Lobnene_Blog They have not seen that much ankle in a long time and can't imagine a string-bean like Jared getting to touch them.
#SwingThatSword

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

@HiCaliberLilGal Just like #MyPetPresident cheered @MichelleObama when she let hers flow free
#OhWait
#SaudiArabia
#NoExtraA

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

I love how joyful @FLOTUS looks in this picture
#sauditrip https://t.co/4ZLjIywQCv

[Melania Trump 45 Archived @FLOTUS45]

Thank you for a beautiful welcome to #Riyadh! #SaudiArabia

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

Dear God, get me some fucking Whiskey!
#SaudiaArabia
#SoManyGoddamnArabs
#WithMutherfuckingSwordsAndShit
#AndZeroStrippers

[Drunk Uncle Bannon @SaucedBannon]

@LorenzoOly360 @FoxNews @POTUS I love that you think #MyPetPresident is susceptible to something like advice.
#NotDonny
#ItsThreatsOrBust