Saucetown Magazine

Defunct Oregon humor mag. X acct for observations & intel. Returning soon, gathering data atm.
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@_GTAVI_ RDR2 was insane.

Middle of Bumfucc, Nowhere and your horse hits an NPC. Bounty appears alongside a posse.

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@JustineBateman Looks like that Glasgow event they had hahaha

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@cnehshuga Then say a number

It's like when a cop asks how fast you were going.

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@SaulsGoodmann GTAIV: "Welcome to the club. Also, for $20 you can snag DLC that gets you into VIP or the biker clubhouse"

GTAVI: "Welcome to the club. Several areas and items are for VIP members only. Do you have $20? No? Then you're locked out."

Same bottom line, horrible presentation.

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@squeenny @ProfessorX11112 @mask_bastard Haha that's fair

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@reddit_lies Sold Tarot decks in a hippie store years ago, a lady asked to open one before buying, I assumed she wanted to make sure it was complete. She ruffled em and said "this one doesn't speak to me" and left without buying it. Worst clientele on the planet.

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@ProfessorX11112 @mask_bastard Absolutely.

I want my mechanic to have a red hat and my barista to have green hair. Balance is essential to a peaceful life.

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@reddit_lies According to Reddit, he is literally abusive and controlling for having concerns.

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@ElonBuyRedditz @reddit_lies This is 1000% it. Mad projection and refusal to accept basic biological drives.

Male version is the chick who likes video games and heavy metal and getting drunk at the campout. Our brain says hell yeah, our junk says nah.

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@JosephKahn No one despises these types more than functional stoners.

Smoke all the time, never tell anyone about it. It's like taking a dump.

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@R3ADYFORWARR Because for every additional pixel and reflection, there was one less story beat or unique mission.

Niko had an arc, open missions let you fucc around and try other things, theaters, dates, etc.

V was gloss. Gorgeous gloss, but hold X and run gloss.

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Tinder needs a pre-order option. Like for currently unavailable people who are probably gonna be single around Christmas.

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@BachelorJoker Ironically, one of the best games (DLC to be fair) in the series involved a gay dude, nightclubs and parachuting. It had "representation" etc.

The thing is, the GTAIV:BOGT devs were hired on merit.

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@JoshEakle @thepromise2026 This is called Libertarianism, and it's an amazing idea until they interview the one guy from our camp who wants a lower age of consent and free guns. Tale as old as time.

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@Nerdrotics @Variety "This isn't for you."

Okay I will see something else.

"WHY WON'T YOU WATCH OUR MOVIE?"

[Quinn @MindOfQuinn]

"$100 is insane for a video game"

- door dashes 46$ worth of taco bell for themselves

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@TheLaurenChen This is an industry wide issue when artists make 1:30 length songs with no verses.

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@Faygoluvers @gwar Lol come on, they do that to EVERY politician, no one is safe.

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@erickstevens82 Just pay a teenager $300 to scream a racial slur at you while destroying you car.

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@KungFuVampire Mine is 99% people whining about GTA6, a game I have zero feelings for either direction haha