A simple tomato

Yoink

[A simple tomato @SaucyMato]

@comradebunn Not once ever no

[A simple tomato @SaucyMato]

Every day the remote makes me do more elaborate poses to turn on the TV. It has been a long day and I am not a dog to be taught tricks. You will work or I will drive over you with my car.

[A simple tomato @SaucyMato]

@comradebunn You did, its a perfectly valid excuse he'll understand

[A simple tomato @SaucyMato]

3 months was how long it took them to find enough spiders to fill up that wax suit

[A simple tomato @SaucyMato]

Dont even know what gnese sauce is but a whole bowl of its just greedy

[trap dad @dude_gang]

smoking on that shit that made the lake Erie

[b @polarbearcomic]

white people when you dont put a coaster under your drink

[The Official Darth_Sateus™ @DarthSateus]

The temperature is dropping

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

babe are u ok you’ve hardly touched ur GAS PEDAL THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT IS 65 WHY THE FUCK ARE U GOING 50

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Good night sleep tight don’t let the gnomes rip your penis off

[Adso Øvbelk @AdsoOfBelk]

When I travel I do view myself as intellectually and morally superior to those with more luggage than me

[A simple tomato @SaucyMato]

@comradebunn Yeah and just make sure you KEEP telling yourself that

[🌈🧇Zombi🥞🍬 @sleepizombi334]

what if i'm autistic and my special interest is drinking alcohol

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Honestly bro Donald Trump got to go. I just got no napkins at the drive thru. How are we gonna beat China when it’s 0 napkins at the drive thru

[A simple tomato @SaucyMato]

"Dont put off until tomorrow what you can do today"

My boy you have never worked a corporate 9-5 ok trust me its the move

[Liste @endliste]

Of course I forgive you. Part of why I love you is your duplicitous nature bro

[A simple tomato @SaucyMato]

@comradebunn Think ima take that if youre offering yeah thanks