Saumya

senior correspondent for my mind

[Saumya @SaumyaNotSonia]

@shreemiverma19 I love how niche this is

[Shabana Azeez @shabana_azeez_]

‘everything happens for a reason’ yes and maybe that reason is to HUMBLE ME

[Ang. @AngThaDean]

Y’all hate annoying people more than you hate evil people and that is exactly why the seats of power are held by charismatic demons

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

does anyone want to get some sleep for me

[fishious @fishquichee]

Remember to cry about everything ever

[hunter @3gpmh]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”

[Chris Murphy @christress]

The camera work, sound, and pacing of the Actor Awards… honey where’s the director because we need one!!!

[real danny brière @chefbriere]

my quality of life would probably be significantly better if i deleted twitter but unfortunately some of you people are really funny

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

therapist: what's your mental health goal?
me: Alysa Liu calm

[𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖ᥫ᭡ @desi0re]

Does anyone know what to do. Like in general

[Edward Burger (not Berger) ❤️🌈 @edwardbrgr]

Love this movie, forever 🩷

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

At no point in human history have we been subjected to so much life advice from complete strangers, be very careful about whose words you take to heart, they're selling their path and know nothing of yours

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

they need to make a movie about the time period in america when apolo ohno mania was running rampant

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

i may be #chronically online but i’m also #chronically outside and #chronically having fun

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

At this point referencing Wikipedia instead of the ai summary feels like high intellect deep authentic research

[emily may @emilykmay]

every single thing i read about AI makes me want to become amish, and i have never even gone camping. i love technology but i will give it all up to not hand the world over to claude.

[Shreemi Verma @shreemiverma19]

If I ever make that disgusting Chat GPT caricature of myself and post it on Instagram please know that my account has been hacked

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Jon Bon Jovi repping for New England should honestly be more controversial than anything coming out of the Olympics

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

i can waste time in ways you can’t even imagine