John

Dog owner, Husband and general procrastinator.

[John @Saunders5280]

@HPSupport Please help I'm loosing the will to live, I bought a printer which was broken. you asked me to send you it but didn't inform me to keep the cables/ink. replacement was sent but I can't use it. phone calls to you keep me being passed between departments with no resolve

[John @Saunders5280]

@ClaudiaWinkle is there nothing you can’t do? First you host the best season of the Traitors ever and then bring a storm in tamhat means I don’t need to visit my mother in Law. Really coming in clutch this month. Could ask for no more!! 😂😂

[John @Saunders5280]

@bbccouk Take a fucking bow!! That was sensational.

[John @Saunders5280]

@lilyallen take a bow! Best album I have heard in years!!!

[John @Saunders5280]

@FBILosAngeles Snitch les get stitches just remember that 😂😂

[John @Saunders5280]

@ProfBrianCox Hi Professor. Would it be possible to answer a debate we are having. If we could drag Mars into the habitable zone what would happen to the planet? Also if we could move plants could we move earth further away slightly to reduce global warming. Thank you.

[John @Saunders5280]

Well that’s the end of the Bond franchise….

[Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos]

Who’d you pick as the next Bond?

[John @Saunders5280]

@TheFigen_ @las286

[Newcastle Supporters Worldwide @SupportersNufc]

Uh oh!! 🏴🏳️🏴

[John @Saunders5280]

@fmbIog Anal invasion 4

[John @Saunders5280]

@sophiearumble They are the best! If I had a butler to bring me food I would never move!!

[John @Saunders5280]

@LauraAikman played the villain perfectly you don’t need to be evil or nasty but it’s so hard and shows great acting skills to come across like that without doing anything “wrong��. Bravo 👏

[John @Saunders5280]

@natashaeveritt7 We did this in Somerset!!

[John @Saunders5280]

@sophiearumble Hugo boss tonic.

Nice and light so can be worn at most occasions. Fresh clean smell. All round winner.

[John @Saunders5280]

@nogulagsagain @las286

[John @Saunders5280]

@SoVeryBritish Cheese - wiltshire

[John @Saunders5280]

@GaryLineker @alanshearer @MicahRichards @RestIsFootball Following Man City’s “Slump” of four defeats. What was you longest losing run, how did it make you feel? Did you change the way you played during that time? What was the feeling like after you won??

[John @Saunders5280]

America taking a massive L for the next four years!!

[John @Saunders5280]

@petercrouch Thinking back to your career who had the biggest drop off? Dele Ali has gone from world class and England’s future number 10 to missing in action. Have you seen anyone with such a dramatic drop in performance and form?

[John @Saunders5280]

@natashaeveritt7 Great finish!