Telly Savalas

The Greek Godfather who really ran the Rat Pack. Sinatra took orders and liked it! WHO LOVES YA, BABY?!

[Ol_Painless @OlPainless75]

Rumor has it that Obama is going to legalize pot. Well that will cure his intolerance for reporters with questions. #change #truth

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

"@iLikeGirlsDaily: What is the least attractive thing a girl can do?" Ummmm......SPEAK!

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

@iLikeGirlsDaily The Spiderman socks are a nice touch! #kinky

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#vaginamovielines "This stuff will make you a god damned sexual tyrannosaurus.....just like me."

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

"It smells like a dirty diaper filled with Indian food!" #vaginamovielines

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

When is the part when this guy gets beaten to retarded with a hammer in a prison closet? http://t.co/8QWxTYgW

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

@Gordonramsay01 When is the episode when you get body slammed by Kimmie?

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"@iLikeLOLsDaily: English lit http://t.co/k2Kur2J6" A-fucking-men

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

@rihanna spoke like a true ghetto whore pig. People like you often use strength to justify being trash.

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

The Latin Kings better up their drug sales revenue...now that they have to actually compete with hockey fans to buy their uniforms!

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

I can't believe Greece is being thrown out of the EU. I mean the ability to smoke 5 packs a day is vital to any economy!

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

"@michaelianblack: "I'm offended" - everybody" I think you should apologize for that tweet immediately. #feelings

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

I'd ask for more followers, but it's Twitter, who gives a fuck!

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

CRACKALACKASHANE!!!!! #hellskitchen

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

"@PimpBillClinton: A cell phone belt clip doubles as a blowjob repellent." And a toupee attractant!

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

So does Kim Kardashian list as her occupation on forms as "Cum Dumpster?" #dyingtoknow

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

Ever wonder why they don't let Greeks compete on #hellskitchen? They want it to be a competition...not a slaughter!

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

So Linda Lohan rear ends a garbage truck. Either she's attracted to her own kind or she mistook it for her father.

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

Whew! They caught the cannibal in Berlin. Now the Germans can go back to planning the Fourth Reich.

[Ron White @Ron_White]

When talking to women, choose your words wisely. “I was just thinking of you” sounds a lot better than “I was just masturbating to you.”