Savanna

life's a joke if you laugh. (she/her)

[Savanna @SaviRhodes]

so glad this is the brand people know me by

[Savanna @SaviRhodes]

@enchantingliyah omg me too and when my ocd gets really bad I need to stop playing sudoku for the same reason 😭

[Savanna @SaviRhodes]

I got food poisoning last night and my first thought was “In a few days, I’m gonna see a picture of something I ate tonight on the news with RFK’s head next to it.” Very cool times we live in

[Savanna @SaviRhodes]

how is it possible that I chipped my tooth on cream of wheat. I’m actually asking

[Savanna @SaviRhodes]

a well-curated and historic movie theater just opened 9 minutes away from my house and I am so excited about it. feeling #thankful

[Robert O'Neill @RobertONeill31]

fine, i will quarterback the chicago bears on monday

[Trimagasi! @Trimagasi_lly]

Do you guys also fantasize about explaining stuff you like to others

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

going to Petsmart and asking if they have the new cat

[Savanna @SaviRhodes]

weird ass day

[The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle]

🐻 the fuck ⬇️!

[Savanna @SaviRhodes]

decided to commit to watching the bears regular season and was immediately rewarded with a 96 point game. We love to see it

[kendall @filmbitten]

one day, i will have watched every movie. and someone will say “have you seen _____?” and the answer will always be yes. until then, i have work to do.

[Savanna @SaviRhodes]

The centipede is the Dark Knight of the household. Not the hero you want but the one you need

[theyfab trade @likebattleangel]

Everybody should request books from the library. The very least the government can do for you is buy stupid obscure books that nobody else is interested in for you

[Savanna @SaviRhodes]

@suckit_nerds I’m distraught over missing this

[Savanna @SaviRhodes]

@Jeopardy The crying of lot 49!

[Savanna @SaviRhodes]

honestly shout out to everyone who has OCD right now for not just killing ourselves or straight up starving given all the recalls. if I wasn't on meds I would be a goner and I mean that quite literally

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Over 10,000 cases of tofu have been recalled due to possible contamination with ink.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Bring back cheap second run movie theaters. I don’t give a shit if it’s on streaming already. Charge $5 for the odyssey or spider-man in December and people would go just to kill time. Don’t ask me if it’s economically feasible became I don’t fucking know.

[hahank @chicogrande1937]

going on a walk is like hanging out with the entire world

[mekenzie @stursiastead]

i saw this tweet and genuinely wondered what this meant and i just saw it and it’s literally exactly this

[Savanna @SaviRhodes]

@romeramreem living the dream