Izzy ✠parody

𝒮𝒶𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝓊𝓁𝓁𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁 𝒻𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉. @lifewithoutbias -#iWasReloading ┊parody┊┊MDNI┊ ➶ ۪｡˚21+.

[ً @kreophagos]

swallow your grief, soldier. we have no time for it now.

[Maria H. (Parody) @lifewithoutbias]

|| Legend says they have four kids now.

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

Give me two minutes.

[Maria H. (Parody) @lifewithoutbias]

I’m waiting in our bedroom.

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

Is now good?

[Maria H. (Parody) @lifewithoutbias]

When are we having a baby?
Hurry it up already.
@SavingMyBullets

[Wanda @Sheisthewanda]

" 𝖨 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝖨'𝗆!"

The Scarlet witch

Portrayal of Scarlet, Descriptive, ships with chem 21+ no lewd. Crossovers. Friendly writer

♡ and ↻

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

Of course I am interested, how could I not be?

[Maria H. (Parody) @lifewithoutbias]

I didn’t want to put it on you if you weren’t interested.

But your reaction just before said otherwise.

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

Uh, waiting?

Why didn’t you say something?

[Maria H. (Parody) @lifewithoutbias]

I’ve been waiting for you to ask since that night in your room.

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

Oh no, I wouldn’t dream of it.

Just making sure you have evaluated your decision before we proceed.

[Maria H. (Parody) @lifewithoutbias]

Are you supposed to be scaring me?

Let’s remember who you’re talking to for a moment.

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

Sounds like a fair trade.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

She said… only if Maria wears the catsuit.

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

Be careful what you wish for.

[Maria H. (Parody) @lifewithoutbias]

Yes, Isabelle?

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

Maria…

[Maria H. (Parody) @lifewithoutbias]

What?

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

Wait, what?

[Maria H. (Parody) @lifewithoutbias]

…don’t threaten me with a good time?

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

Ohh, someone is in trouble now.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

I’ll ask. If you don’t hear back from me, check the basement. Or the attic.

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

Both?

[Maria H. (Parody) @lifewithoutbias]

Powerless or pregnant?

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

As far as I know, we are all in. So, when you get around to asking your wife, let us know.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

Mm, well… perhaps we can have triple trouble if you two decide to…

But don’t listen to me, I’m a terrible influence.

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

If you want to end up like Agatha.

[Maria H. (Parody) @lifewithoutbias]

Do you want to fight?

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

Mmm, that’s what I thought.

[Maria H. (Parody) @lifewithoutbias]

Hey, I didn’t say I wasn’t down for it.

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

Well, she did discover that what? In this universe you’re the mother of her twins.
Not sure what you’d expect. I mean, I would probably commit heinous acts if someone went within two feet of Maria if she was pregnant.

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

A little?

Haha…hahaha. A little.

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

Don’t act like you haven’t moaned either of those witches names in your sleep.

[Maria H. (Parody) @lifewithoutbias]

So, I heard you’re offering me up, @SavingMyBullets?

[Izzy ✠parody @SavingMyBullets]

Ah, I take it she’s been a little more possessive since you’ve been up the duff?

[Mama Aggs. (Parody) @MrsHarkness]

I value our lives, so for my wife’s sake, I’m not saying yes.

…I am also not saying no.