Michael Elam

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[Michael Elam @SaxyMikee]

"Hi, my names Michael and I'm not ashamed to admit I like Coldplay."

"Okay, once again sir, this is an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting."

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states.

Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub.

Don’t talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.

[mugsy. @ThyArtIsMugsy]

this is what Christian dudes mean when they're into metal and rap

[Smoky Mountains Enjoyer 🪕 🌄 @SmokiesFren]

me when I’m slippin on da ice

[Sigпalpеsтт @signalpestt]

We’re moving in on those Core Ships!

[Paris @goodyhilton]

A lot of mental health issues can be solved by isolating and lashing out at people

[Michael Elam @SaxyMikee]

guy who just learned the word loathe:

[Brilyn Hollyhand @BrilynHollyhand]

We loathed Obama like you loathed Trump.

Except we loathed Obama because he loathed America.

You loathe Trump because you loathe America.

[Michael Elam @SaxyMikee]

I had a dream some guy was kicking my ass once and I woke up so mad I had to go for a walk

[Michael Elam @SaxyMikee]

@signalpestt Me on my free to play account in a micro transaction game

[Michael Elam @SaxyMikee]

Playoff run promise to Josh Allen 3000 years ago.

[JT @jiratickets]

Guy who has a Don’t Tread On Me bumper sticker but cheers on his government gunning down its citizens

[Shane Ryan @ShaneRyanHere]

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

[Sigпalpеsтт @signalpestt]

When I played through this my close friend watched me and said I wasnt supposed to sigh this much while playing a game.

[mari @legolaurapalmer]

i love watching fox mulder repeatedly injure himself in increasingly cartoonish ways throughout the series it’s one of my favourite things about him

[Michael Elam @SaxyMikee]

@Knightly_Hist Blockbuster releases like this are clearly made with the intent to entertain and sell. A movie called THE PATRIOT with themes of American patriotism and adding emotional weight to make a more compelling story isn't a lie. This is a disingenuous parsing of it or incredibly dumb.

[Michael Elam @SaxyMikee]

@WarlockLatia You should be kicked in the street like a dog. You people don’t deserve rights.

[Michael Elam @SaxyMikee]

@FloridaThales Publix?

[Smoky Mountains Enjoyer 🪕 🌄 @SmokiesFren]

My real name is Qrs Tuvwxyz

[Michael Elam @SaxyMikee]

@FloridaThales @ShamashAran no just issue every family a bow and x amount arrows each year and remove restrictions on hunting. Simple compromise. it's so obvious.