Shit Bitcoiners Say

I bought Bitcoin *weeks ago* and now I'm RIGHT about everything! (@rusty_twit's venting Twithandle)

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

People misunderstand this account, so let me explain. 1/6

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@ZeusLN Steak and Shake maybe?

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

The CAPS make it real!

[Max Keiser @maxkeiser]

Elon is on the brink of going FULL BITCOIN MAXIMALIST

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

Or, when I tried:

[jack @jack]

bought with bitcoin @SteaknShake

full circle

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

You literally just made this book.

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

Country barely heard of has LEGALIZED something I always assumed was legal!

LFG somewhere else please?

[The Bitcoin Historian @pete_rizzo_]

BREAKING: PANAMA INTRODUCES BILL TO ALLOW CITIZENS TO BUY, SELL, AND ACCEPT #BITCOIN FREELY ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY

BTC ADOPTION IS SWEEPING THE GLOBE. LET'S GO 🚀

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

After I did this, the real manager showed up and insisted he please leave. Now, sir.

[Rob Hamilton @Rob1Ham]

The manager at @SteaknShake saw that I paid in bitcoin, and asked me to explain how it works to people while they were eating, and now I’m running a bitdevs inside of a steak and shake.

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

It was a terrible, terrible day for the Internet as a whole.

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

Um, have you ever actually met "genuine Bitcoiners"? Like Roger Ver?

[Tomer Strolight @TomerStrolight]

The elitist "I'm smarter than you", "I know better than you" attitude wreaks of both arrogance and insecurity at the same time. GFY. Genuine bitcoiners patiently explain and actually love their fellow bitcoiners, even when they're dealing with those who aren't as smart, knowledgable, or experienced.

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

PSA: mentions and DMs save me from having to wade the sewer manually. TIA!

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

A consistent tide-rider who runs an anything-but-Bitcoin casino says someone will do something?

Lucky the affirmation is BIG ENOUGH to override your prefrontal cortex!

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

🇺🇸 COINBASE CEO SAYS THE US GOVERNMENT WILL OWN OVER $600 BILLION IN #BITCOIN RESERVES

IT’S HAPPENING!!!

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

Because you made so much money last time, when he told you to buy ethereum, right?

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

🇺🇸 ERIC TRUMP SAID #BITCOIN IS GOING TO HAVE EXPLOSIVE GROWTH SOON

“THE BEST DAYS OF BTC ARE AHEAD” 🚀

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

But, did you also call it last time we crossed 100k? How about next time?

[George Kikvadze @BitfuryGeorge]

Sometime this month, Bitcoin will cross $100,000 — and it will never fall below it again. Mark it.

I called it at $1,000.
I called it at $10,000.

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

An intern to wade through these meaningless engagement tweets?

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Bitcoin goes to $13,000,000 tomorrow.
What’s the first thing you are buying?

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

Hyperbitcoinization will happen by Tuesday, latest!

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

#BITCOIN IS RIPPING!!! 🚀

$100,000 BY THE END OF THE DAY???

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

Yeah, when we cross 100k retail and others will 🚀 FOMO us infinitely higher!

Just like last time!

[Fred Krueger @dotkrueger]

We are at 96K.

The 100K level for Bitcoin is not just psychological -- it's deeply embedded in our neural networks.

Bitcoin is PURE PRICE. It has no earnings. It has no CEO. And the round numbers define its story.

1,000 was the defining level of 2013.
10,000 was the number people talked about in 2017.
100,000 seemed like it was in play in 2021.

All of these key numbers were very hard to cross. They took years. But once they conclusively did, a new paradigm was born.

We're about to enter that new world.

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

JUST IN: Someone you never heard of said numbers!

SCOOP: Number was big!!!

[Bitcoin Archive @BitcoinArchive]

JUST IN: Bitcoin to hit $210,000 due to ‘digital gold’ status - CNBC

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

BTC hell, huh? Name checks out...

[₿TCHEL 🇫🇮 @btchelevent]

Name something more important than Bitcoin

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

Yeah, every billionaire will spend all their wealth on Bitcoin, man. Soon!!!

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

Michael Saylor says, "Soon every billionaire will buy a billion dollars of #Bitcoin and the supply shock will be so great that we will stop measuring BTC in terms of fiat."

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

Will the phrase "shat out a Tweet" still make sense though?

[Robert ₿reedlove @Breedlove22]

The killer app of #Bitcoin is that it promises to diminish bloodshed to such an extent that eventually the metaphor “killer app” will no longer make any sense.

[Shit Bitcoiners Say @SayBitcoiners]

Til 👀 is pronounced "WTAF?"

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

BINANCE FOUNDER CZ JUST SAID #BITCOIN FOUNDER “SATOSHI WAS AN AI FROM THE FUTURE.” 👀