L Schaeffer

The likelihood that I'm currently napping is very high.

[sarah @sarahradz_]

Whether you have to work or want to, whether you have to stay at home or want to, I think we can all unite against our common enemy: the children

[Billie Lourd @praisethelourd]

I was birthed by Princess Leia once ✨🤍✨

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

what’s joe biden’s plan to stop joe jonas and sophie turner from getting divorced

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

RIP

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

is it a good thing or a bad thing that our government is being run by gently alive corpses

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

IF GOD INTENDED FOR ME TO GET UP THIS EARLY THE LEAST HE COULD DO IS EXIST

[emily may @emilykmay]

If you decide to start a wavy hair routine, instead of spending an hour straightening your hair, you can spend 3 hours doing 47 steps in a painfully specific order and the results from this will be wildly unpredictable.

[Grover @Grover]

My cute adorable blue checkmark is now gone, but I, your cute adorable blue monster, am still here!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

TRAITOR: Wolf-in-sheep's clothing, former North Carolina Democratic Rep. Tricia Cotham just switched her party's affiliation to Republican, handing the state GOP a veto-proof majority to ban abortion, in addition to other heinous agenda items.

Gov. Roy Cooper (D) has vetoed 47 bills during his term so far.

Previously endorsed by EMILY's List, they have revoked their endorsement in light of her betrayal. “By changing parties and abandoning the principles that our community fights to uphold, Rep. Cotham is no longer eligible for EMILYs List support.”

RT this so her constituents can let her know how PISSED they are at her betrayal.

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Princess Diaries 3 would heal our broken nation.

[Samantha Bee @iamsambee]

Would love nothing more than to take the Governor of Virginia through my menstrual history in the most vivid detail

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

It’s her day

[L Schaeffer @SayCrackAgain]

@GuessTheFace13 emma stone

[L Schaeffer @SayCrackAgain]

@GuessTheFace13 jennifer coolidge

[Gabby Birenbaum @birenbomb]

classified documents found in former VP Selina Meyer’s home

[Megan Beth Koester @bornferal]

I'm a nepo baby but for mental illness

[shivers @thecroakerqueen]

hereditary (2018)