Scott

I'm Building @VitalScanUganda Ex Senior Software Engineer / DevOps Engineer @linuxfoundation @ezCater @function @GluuFederation @andela @appsembler.

[Foundr @foundr]

The hard season built something the good one never could.

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

Hadn’t seen my boyfriend in over a week, and when we finally sat down for dinner, he pulled out a piece of paper and said, “I’ve got so much tea to spill that I wrote it all down so I wouldn’t forget anything.” 😭😂

[Israel @Israelgharee]

Me staring at my homie who only remembers God when his account balance hits $0.0 😂

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

Stadiums will be built and completed in 24 hours.

During half time, they'll change the direction the stadium is facing so that the sun doesn't enter the Chinese team's eyes.

[Hillary bamulinde @Hbamulinde]

My former headmaster, Dr. Peregrine Kibuuka (may he continue to rest in peace), often reminded us:

"You may commit an offence as a group but, when I send you home, there comes a moment when you step out of the taxi and walk that lonely road by yourself".

It was his way of teaching us that while actions may be taken collectively, consequences are ultimately borne individually. The crowd may share the decision, but accountability always finds your doorstep alone.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

This is nothing. I took my kids to the cinema and bought them all a large popcorn each.

[Shoky @Shoky_Mayarni]

2010 forgot his shirt on the bench and came back to pick it up in 2026😭😂😂😂

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

One hospital bill can wipe out 3 years of your savings.

Don't sacrifice your diet.

Don't sacrifice your sleep.

Don't hustle without taking care of your health.

Health is wealth.

[Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi)) @Asmali77]

Somalis are a very unique breed.

A Somali businessman has offered FIFA referee Omar Artan $100,000 to compensate for the loss of earning he would have made officiating the World Cup.

Official referees at the World Cup earn approximately $50,000 to 75,000.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Palmer’s mum since the son is to take 3months without using the boots

[Naz🥵 @Nazbaby23]

If you knew God’s plan, you’d stop complaining.

[Crazy Codes🚀👨‍💻 @richsongocrazy]

I remember when technical writing was the hot cake in tech then.
2021-2022 days.

[NaNa🌼✨ @sil_vee_yah]

The Holy Spirit will make you delete the whole paragraph and just say “okay” 😂.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

There is money in this world. Insane money. Your mates are making ridiculous money out there because of information, access, and network. Pressure yourself, you are not doing enough.

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

That’s enough LinkedIn for today

[Thato @Tidoo_Wax]

I didn't find you so I gave the money to your wife😭🥲

[@VitalScanUganda @VitalScanUganda]

The most powerful healthcare intervention is often not treatment. It is knowing early enough to act.

https://t.co/6MBOa0dqk7

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

Nobody talks about how peaceful it is to have money in the bank.

Not rich. Just enough. Enough to say no. Enough to wait. Enough to breathe.

That is the goal.