Shelton

walk in, fuck shit up, leave

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

10 years later and Kony still hasnt been stopped

[Queso @djbitchtits]

SWAG = Someone Who Admires God

[Shelton @Scal95]

@DerikFler

[Shelton @Scal95]

@DerikFler @GovLauraKelly Lmao 😂 at least I’ll die from the corona on my 2 week paid vacation instead of in a factory. But I’ll agree in public situations people should wear them. Especially mass gathering.

[Shelton @Scal95]

@LilCaliii Fucking snake oil selling Cheeto hair wearing son of a fucking biscuit!

[Mr. Do It All @Icepicknick1]

“Who’s son am I buying a ps5” - a bitch with $17 to her name

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

well well well, if it isn't the exact same thing every single day

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I still have time for one more divorce

[Ada McVean @AdaMcVean]

Daily reminder that turtles are not “inside” their shells. They *are* their shells.

[Shelton @Scal95]

@imagine_sam12

[Mark @VagueGrey]

if my girlfriend turned into a worm then i would turn into a rainy day

[Queso @djbitchtits]

chance the cia asset

[Queso @djbitchtits]

cloroxed the whip

[Brokey McNiggerson @UGRebrand]

I would do anything to taste one of these

[Karine Jean-Pierre @K_JeanPierre]

Citizens who lost health coverage in the past 2 weeks due to the economic collapse:

USA 3,500,000
Australia 0
Belgium 0
Canada 0
Chile 0
Denmark 0
Finland 0
France 0
Germany 0
Greece 0
Hungary 0
Italy 0
Japan 0
Norway 0
S Korea 0
Spain 0
Sweden 0
Turkey 0
UK 0

#WorldHealthDay

[Shelton @Scal95]

Fucking facts

[HannaWithNoH @LilCaliii]

I just told my little brother Cracker Barrel ain’t shit and he literally hung up me....... 😂😂😂 @Scal95