Sam-U-L

Comedian and Improvisor in NYC.

[Sam-U-L @ScammySoo]

For Sale: Baby shoes. Worn HARD. My baby was a BIG walker. She walked her ass EVERYWHERE. These shoes are torn. to. SHREDS. Basically just feet rags after all the walking my baby did. 20$ or best offer.

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@joereid Vulture Cinematrix No. 3: Feb 28, 2024

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2599

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@miketgould @GriffLightning Thanks so much for coming! Hope to meet you next time you come by!

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Come see the incomparable @GriffLightning Tonight in Your Worst Idea! 9pm. Magnet Theater. Tickets: https://t.co/2eVMHXaf6M

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@eblarden Which one is the 19 year old pic?

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@BlackJohnRoss Im already in the early stages of planning.

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@BlackJohnRoss It’s the power of one man’s will

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@joereid And you’ll have it!!!

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@joereid From your lips to God’s ears! Gonna be rooting for the Bills hard next week!

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@joereid As soon as the snow started falling you knew the Bills were gonna win

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I honestly thought this tweet was announcing a new COVID Strain.

[Simply Spiked @Simply_Spiked]

The first cases of Simply Spiked are ready for the world. Who’s got thoughts?

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Best supporting actor race is over
#DowntonAbbey2 #Moseley #GiveHimTheOscar

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@astamate Are you giving notes on NATO packers this year? Let me know your rate

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@jimivins Kid ‘n Play

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@ElenaSkopetos 😥

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@BlackJohnRoss The role I was born to play

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@ElenaSkopetos 🤗

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Being full is not the goal of eating. Being full is an obstacle to eating more.

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@jplepore “A coupon is a coupon bro”
-Shakespeare

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Yesterday on Twitter I complained about my favorite popsicles being shrunk and today the company that makes them is sending me a coupon approving once and for all that both this app and this country are perfect and the world is just.

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@GoodPop Will do! Appreciate your response 🙏

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Hey @GoodPop do you care to explain why you shrank you popsicles?! The people are angry! We deserve full length pops!