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25 | they/them | 🌈nonbinary lesbian | black socialist | indigenous land back | trans women are women | swamp bastard 🧅🌻🪨💚

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

so humiliating to be a grown adult drinking from a water fountain. little hydration booty sticking out behind u. no idea what to do with my eyes. stare like im having a war flashback? keep them closed like im enjoying it a bit too much? probably gonna choke when i stand up too

[✨V✨ @coolauntV]

boy this pandemic isolation is making me weird. better isolate some more so people don’t notice

[your main @ScandalInIowa]

me when @NotCoolCourtney talks about boys

[selma😜 @selmacashmoney]

yikes, unfollowing her now. i was a big fan of her huge tits but i had no idea she had a boyfriend

[the killer @deadbodyonline]

i love walking. i love being like “that’s not a far walk” and walking there

[boy you a fool @sceneboyvarceee]

these niggas stranger than things

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

after i drop the album i will be finish with my gay era and returning to my cowboy era

[your main @ScandalInIowa]

*me plugging in my vibrator over break so she is ready for me when I get off work*

[the next hoekage⁷ @yungpcn]

i could tweet shit like, “no one’s got me like i do,” and it’s actually just bc i remembered to plug in my vibrator last night

[gal debored @ckayerawlings]

everyone knows that emotionally the day ends at 330

[charlie @chunkbardey]

when i say “i should be there in 5!” i’m almost always using the moral sense of the word ‘should’, not the like probability sense. like yeah being there in 5 minutes would be the right thing, even though it’s not going to happen

[ashy daddy @Thundercat]

My mom used to think putting nail polish on my nail would keep me from suckin my thumb. Now I eat ass. Everyone lost that battle.

[your main @ScandalInIowa]

so bizarre that a midwestern gas station chain has its finger on the pulse like this

[every shrek 2 frame in order @shrekframe]

Shrek (2001)

Frame 29979 of 129575

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

“DaVinky?” has had a significant and irreversible effect on my brain

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

bad bitches either be having lactose intolerance, IBS, anemia, or a combination of those. just farting and shitting and getting dizzy everywhere

[False Knees @FalseKnees]

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