Siobhan Scanlan

Feminist, left wing, green stuff. All views are my own & EHRC article 10 protected. Retweets aren’t necessarily an endorsement as sometimes I like a laugh

[IandrewDiceClay @IANdrewDiceClay]

Harry Enfield's funniest creation. Norbert Smith - A Life. I dont know if it's been repeated much since it aired.

[Siobhan Scanlan @ScanlanSiobhan]

@Frankpembleton6 @SexMattersOrg @AvalynAphorisms Cunts?

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

He was only eighteen years old. His weapon of choice was not a gun, but a tiny bottle of acid. Yet, this teenage boy managed to save fourteen thousand lives from certain death.

In 1943, Paris was a dark place under Nazi occupation. Adolfo Kaminsky was just a young apprentice working in a textile dyeing shop. He spent his days learning how colors reacted with chemicals, which solvents could dissolve certain pigments, and how to alter tones at a molecular level.

He had no idea that this highly specific knowledge about ink and fabric would soon become the thin line between life and death for thousands of innocent people.

During the occupation, the Gestapo used paperwork as their primary weapon to hunt down Jewish people. Identity cards, travel permits, and food rations were all strictly monitored. On the documents of Jewish citizens, the authorities stamped one single word in blue ink: "JUIF".

That one word was a direct ticket to a concentration camp.

The French Resistance desperately needed a way to erase that word without ruining the paper. Standard forgery techniques failed because the official ink was designed to be permanent.

Any attempt to scrape it off left obvious marks that would get someone killed.

They brought the problem to Kaminsky.

The boy analyzed the paper under a dim lamp and remembered a trick from his textile work. Lactic acid could dissolve that exact blue ink while leaving the paper fibers perfectly intact.

It worked.

But erasing the stamp was only the first step. He had to rewrite names, birthdays, and signatures perfectly. The Resistance set up a secret laboratory for him in a hidden attic on the Left Bank of Paris. The demands poured in constantly.

He needed to make fifty birth certificates for children escaping to Switzerland, two hundred food cards for families hiding in cellars, and hundreds of passes to Spain.

The conditions were brutal. Bleach and acid fumes filled the tiny room, burning his throat and making his eyes water constantly. His fingers were permanently stained with dark ink. Kaminsky realized that each document took him about two minutes to make.

That meant he could save thirty people every single hour.

This realization turned into an obsession that haunted him. He looked at the clock and thought, "If I sleep for an hour, thirty people will die."

So, he stopped sleeping.

One week, word came that a local orphanage with three hundred Jewish children was about to be raided by the Nazis. They needed fake papers immediately or they would be put on a train to Auschwitz. Kaminsky locked himself in the attic.

He worked for two straight days and nights without a pause. His vision blurred and his hand cramped so badly he had to physically massage his fingers to keep writing.

Eventually, his body gave out and he collapsed onto the desk.

He slept for exactly one hour. When he woke up, panic gripped him. He cried out, "Thirty people are dead because I was lazy!"

He refused to eat or rest until the remaining papers were finished.

Thanks to his sacrifice, the children were moved to safety in time.

Kaminsky spent years in that suffocating attic, constantly upgrading his skills as the Nazis upgraded their security measures.

When Paris was finally liberated in 1944, the young genius had saved roughly fourteen thousand people.

He never accepted a single penny for his work, believing that taking money to save a life was deeply wrong.

After the war, Kaminsky became a photographer and lived a quiet, modest life. He never bragged.

He did not tell his neighbors, his coworkers, or even his own children about his wartime heroism for decades.

He simply faded into the crowd as an ordinary man.

Adolfo Kaminsky passed away in 2023 at the age of ninety-seven.

He did not want monuments or medals. His true legacy lives on today in the children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren of the thousands of people who survived the darkness simply because a brave teenager chose to stay awake.

[Siobhan Scanlan @ScanlanSiobhan]

@1RabbitInMyFlBd @nmrqip @michaelpforan No its the same as everyone else.

[Phil Billingham @PhilBillingham]

We always knew Dad was one of the many men who went to Aberfan on that dreadful day in 1966. I have a vivid childhood memory of him coming home filthy and upset

But he would never talk about it, we had no records and now he has died

But then we saw this and we think it’s him

[Siobhan Scanlan @ScanlanSiobhan]

@beesley_cathy @SVPhillimore What?
Those rich kids are hopping mad that he has been given a job @TheOxfordUni, that he is an expert & a successful, decent person.
They think they disagree with what they think are his views!
They have youth as maybe a sort of mitigating excuse for being silly.
What's yours?

[Siobhan Scanlan @ScanlanSiobhan]

@DarrenJohnson66 Yes, I am sad that a long standing British firm has closed & jobs lost but I didn't like the designs and deffo didn't enjoy eating out of the 'scratchy' bowls and plates as a child.

[Loppy Oubridge @LoppyOubri26414]

Renationalise our water. These companies are destroying our rivers and sea. And making us ill. And charging us more & saying they will put it right. And not putting it right & charging us more..Meanwhile our rivers die.

[Siobhan Scanlan @ScanlanSiobhan]

@aberdeenpool @ShahrarAli What’s your angle here?
Don’t you think his last moments could have been better?
How would you feel listening to the video if it was your relative?
Did you hear the senior officer overriding the woman officer?
The actions of the police for whatever motive were unprofessional.

[Met Office @metoffice]

Today is now the hottest day in May on record with Heathrow and Kew Gardens provisionally reaching 35.0°C

Until yesterday the highest temperature in May was 32.8°C, but we've now exceeded that record on consecutive days by a full two degrees Celsius 🌡️

[Siobhan Scanlan @ScanlanSiobhan]

@piers_J_morgan @petemorristwit You can complain to the Trust and also ask them for the full names & PIN numbers of the nurses who were responsible for your care on the specific dates/shifts.
You can then directly complain to the NMC about any unprofessional conduct.
Give clear descriptions re actions & words.

[Siobhan Scanlan @ScanlanSiobhan]

@akuareindorf Heard my first cuckoo in years today on my birthday.
St Tibertius lore says it is good luck when hearing the 1st cuckoo of the year:
- on your right
- on a full stomach
- if you turn over money in your pocket

[Siobhan Scanlan @ScanlanSiobhan]

@Heccles94 You should take the entire post down now, edited or not.
You need to honestly reflect on this moment.
If you are posting political messages, please ensure you centre the issue rather than yourself.
This is essential when indicating that you are a member @TheGreenParty.

[Siobhan Scanlan @ScanlanSiobhan]

@Heccles94 Take this post down.
To paraphrase Niemöller and yet erase Jews is beyond disgraceful.
You are bringing @TheGreenParty into disrepute.

[Siobhan Scanlan @ScanlanSiobhan]

@jo_bartosch @elniedunne Yep.
Banksy is establisment and gutless

[Siobhan Scanlan @ScanlanSiobhan]

@_bezpilotnik @bar_jen @JournalistJill @sinton_alison You should remember you are bound by the Code of Conduct of the Green Party.
You are standing as a candidate.
Rein it in.

[Siobhan Scanlan @ScanlanSiobhan]

@MbarkCherguia Bradawl

[Siobhan Scanlan @ScanlanSiobhan]

@Thebestfigen @emmajaned0lan Love the idea but not much room left on the pavement.

[Siobhan Scanlan @ScanlanSiobhan]

@DarrenJohnson66 It is a bit green to be fair.

[Beatrice Groves @beatricegroves1]

A snowfall of wild garlic has transformed these woods into a breath-taking wonderland🤍
These beautiful starry flowers, also known as ramsons, are an ancient woodland indicator🤍