Furrybeast 🟠 🟠 🚀🌙

Financially independent adult cat.
Had enough of (most) humans.
Politically unhinged, emotionally destitute but strokeable nonetheless.

[Furrybeast 🟠 🟠 🚀🌙 @aberdeenpool]

@joshpearson180 @OfficialPDC Import the football crowd, become the football crowd

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@Joanna19997073 My old Tesco express had 2 rows of "normal" space next to the store, the rest were extra wide. Thought that was a great layout; Too lazy to walk and extra 20m? - risk a ding

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@danheld It should be law that financial institutions get fined 10% of the value they are out with forecasts such as this

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@MrJamesMay Subtly refer to his as Colleen from now on with just enough plausible deniability in the pronunciation

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@Femi_sorry So, new procedure should be to medically assess ANYONE who claims to be injured before arresting them? How do you think that's going to pan out in the real world that you clearly have never experienced?

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@theDemonGash @ShahrarAli Well that's the biggest load of crap I've ever read

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@ShahrarAli Absolute bullshit. "Will to live" will not save you from massive internal bleeding. Less than 2 minutes from police arriving believing he was the perpetrator of a crime to him being dead. Nothing anyone could have done to save him

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@AfcMoustache @alibright4 @emilyhewertson What part of "he was dead within 2 minutes of them arriving on scene" didn't you understand?

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@alibright4 @emilyhewertson Agree but outcome would still have been the same. I'm sure the coroner's report will show he was beyond saving by the time the police arrived. You can't fix internal bleeding with first aid

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@tomfgoodwin I made a 10 minute journey to pick up the missus a month or so ago. There was an EV in front of me, so out of boredom I decided to count how many more I saw. I must have passed a 100 cars, driving and parked. Didn't see another one. Deprived area admittedly but still...

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@Argenpoirot Nigeria is a cesspit of corruption, and has been since independence

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@dudeluvgun @gecffmn It was a cardiac arrest. Know the difference

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@danielmgmoylan Just accept we will have to queue like every other third world country and your day will be better

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@jimthegiant The Nazis built the greatest road system in the world. What's your point?

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@anon_opin My upstairs and downstairs toilets are bowlar opposites. Annoying

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@depressionlesss No he didn't. This clip is at least 15 years old

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@Gillian_Mackay1 @4Day_Week Is this the same public sector that took 40 days to reply to my email despite it's auto reply saying it would only take 28 (28!!!!)

These lazy fuckers, MPs included, are treated like royalty already.

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@PhilHumber1 @SaulStaniforth I have no reason to lie