Michael Scanlon

Joe Burrow Stan Account

[Michael Scanlon @Scanlon14]

@titans4L_ @ESPNNFL @Real10jayy__ @JoeyB But you know what was?

[Michael Scanlon @Scanlon14]

This guy is one of the biggest dorks of all time

[Bitcoin News @BitcoinNewsCom]

SAYLOR: “I said to you to never sell your Bitcoin. I never said that the company would never sell its Bitcoin.”

[Michael Scanlon @Scanlon14]

As a former Tesla owner (2x) and now R1T owner: Tesla’s range estimates while driving have immense variance vs Rivian. Most people will get a premium R2 much like most people got a premium Model Y. Those ranges quoted are identical, but Rivian’s range will at least be accurate.

[Jon Clegg @jonclegg77]

I want the R2 to succeed, but I think it's facing a lot more headwind than people are saying:

- The launch edition won't sell well as it's too expensive
- The cheap one won't sell well because it's not competitive to Tesla and other EV makers (range, features)
- They don't have a super charger network
- It's still a small brand (The Cybertruck outsold all of Rivian last year)

I think it will be modest success, selling maybe 30-40k vehicles. If they can get the price down and the range up, build out a better network and get something close to FSD they have a chance.

[Michael Scanlon @Scanlon14]

Oddly enough this is also exactly how they should be ranked.

[PFF @PFF]

The career PFF grades among these 5 QBs 👀

[Michael Scanlon @Scanlon14]

Everyday this app makes me dumber for having opened it

[Steven Patton @PattonAnalytics]

True dropback passing under center is too hard for Burrow

[Michael Scanlon @Scanlon14]

Might be the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Ferrari has just officially unveiled its first ever all-electric car, called the Ferrari Luce.

• Starting price: $640,000
• Interior co-designed with Apple's former head of design, Jony Ive
• Range: 280 miles (expected EPA)
• Peak charging speed: 350kW
• 122 kWh battery
• 1,050 horsepower
• 0-60mph: 2.4s
• 800v
• Four-door four-seater
• Four electric motors
• OLED screens
• Weight: 4,982 lbs
• Front motors spin to 30,000 rpm, rears hit 25,500 rpm
• Car uses an accelerometer to capture real vibrations from the electric motors & rear chassis. An algorithm filters out unpleasant frequencies and amplifies only the more “musical” sounds. This can be heard inside and outside the car.
• Paddle shifter on steering wheel changes how aggressively torque is delivered, with five different levels
• The trunk has 21.1 cubic feet of space, the largest luggage capacity the company has ever offered
• 197.6 inches long, about as long as a Tesla Model S

U.S. deliveries start in Q2 2027. More photos in the thread below:

[Professional Zoomer 🌹 @Zoomer_Doomer_]

Leaked conversation between Kamala and her family

[Michael Scanlon @Scanlon14]

Bengals have the most playoff wins in the AFC North over the last 9 years and we’re sitting here doing this after an offseason spending 4th most of any team. Okay.

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

"You have to get into the playoffs, otherwise I think there is going to be major changes, and it may start with Joe [Burrow]."

@LRiddickESPN on the importance for the Bengals to make the postseason 👀

[Michael Scanlon @Scanlon14]

I mean come on lol

[Molly Crane-Newman @molcranenewman]

“I’m saying fuck Brian Thompson. I don’t give a flying fuck he died,” says Ashley Rojas, wearing her press badge provided by @NYCMayorsOffice. Lena Weissbrot adds that Thompson’s teenage sons “are better off without him” and should “enjoy the blood money.”

[Michael Scanlon @Scanlon14]

This app autoupdating on my Home Screen ruined my morning

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately:

[Brian Batko @BrianBatko]

Broncos hit the Steelers with “The Pitt” parody and a pierogi overdose (which is a very real issue in some Polish families like my own, so not cool Broncos)

[Michael Scanlon @Scanlon14]

😅

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Ravens
TM027 Return

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

You think a depressed person could make this?

📺: Thursday, May 14 at 7 p.m. CT on NFLN

@Ticketmaster

[Michael Scanlon @Scanlon14]

This game altered my brain chemistry

[sports tweeter Matthias 🇨🇴🇲🇽🇪🇨🇧🇷 @sportswaatcher]

Tell her Calais Campbell still doing it

[Michael Scanlon @Scanlon14]

🥹

[Michael Scanlon @Scanlon14]

Sir

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Can’t wait to see the first stadium with these.

Feel the sack of your quarterback!

[Michael Scanlon @Scanlon14]

Why on earth would you draft a rookie RB to a top 10 per year avg RB contract and then not use him from day 1?

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

"I don't think Arizona is going to want to wear the tread off Jeremiyah's tires too early."

@DHx34 wouldn't place any bets on Love to win Offensive Rookie of the Year.

[Colb @___Colb___]

Dillon Gabriel.

[Wildes @kevinwildes]

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