Scantron Grahamcracker

I built the back deck at club aqua

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

This is already depressing. Cant wait til my wife is cheating on me with her tennis coach in 15 years while this is happening.

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

IRAN🫣🇮🇷👳🏾‍♂️out of my PENJAMIN NETENYAHU 😳🛒💨 and the pain ISRAEL😔🇮🇱🔯

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

The best breakfast in oxford is the burrito at the courtyard Marriott right off the square I KID YOU NOT

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

Neighbor’s kid who plays with a stick in the yard pointed at me and yelled ‘He’s evil!’ Nobody else around. Assuming I’m part of the lore in his head, should I:

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

I always think to my self “how happy would I be if one of my buddies gave me this after he was full” to ignore the thought of “damn I barely have any left”. Works everytime

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

Sub in harden for Sefolosha #enchiritoisback #2k13

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

This is like a cigarette company ad saying “First pack is on us but you have to buy them for the rest of your life”

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

Jalen Brunson looks easy to draw

[Rich Gugg @RichGugg]

Geez black nfl players must have really annoying girlfriends

[f⌖ @ohfold]

when kobe died I was faking out like i was honoring the 24 second shot clock tribute but drove to the paint last second on 2k20

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

This is the point where u should consider trying to quit vaping

[Cash “The Fist” Tankinson @CTankinson24764]

Asked a girl to put her number in my phone when I forgot that this was my background

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

“Not only are you brave for putting a kid on a scissor lift in high winds, but you also showed a remarkable commitment to learning things the hard way. Growth like this isn’t easy”

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Brian Kelly revealed how AI is helping him prepare for his next coaching job👨‍💻

“Every day, I’m trying to do my due diligence using Claude and AI, asking questions to build some of those answers that I think can be helpful for me as I get in front of an athletic director.”

(via @USAToday)

https://t.co/BJaNrnsunl

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

Do y’all think snapmaps will be in history books?

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

I’d be Mr.clean if this was true

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Most guys ain’t bald naturally, masturbation made them bald, the more you masturbate the more you lose your hair. Stop masturbating to keep your hairline intact.

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

Steph curry has the record with most threes in a season with 402. James harden is in second with 378. Curry did that on 142 less shots than harden.

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

Why aren’t password help questions “What channels were espn and Disney channel growing up “. I would never have an issue

[George Hennen @RussianCreamz12]

What if I started strangling this guy lmaoooo

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

I throw mine across my shoulder and do it backwards sometimes

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

when guys pee do they hold it like a joint or a cigarette

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

Y’all think our generation is gonna be the girls that make instagrams for their babies, kinda how they make them for their pets

[Scantron Grahamcracker @ScantronG]

@frattyhercules