Scarlett Murray

Writer in progress

[Andrew Kersley @AndrewKersley]

In November 2023, police found the decayed corpse of Tracey Turnell in Walthamstow Market.

She had no phone, job, passport, friends or lovers. There wasn’t a single photo of her.

I pieced together who she was and who was responsible for @_TheLondoner

https://t.co/Jxv5fnW0u3

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

looksmaxxing, heightmaxxing, YOU MFS NEED TO BE LITERACYMAXXING

[love drops @lovedropx]

Books are amazing because a stranger from 200 years ago can still ruin your afternoon emotionally.

[Scarlett Murray @ScarMurray99]

And into the cesspit formerly known as Twitter, I place my self-published short on a suddenly orphaned vampire looking for her next drink: https://t.co/Km9mL8TKS3

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: I can do the Bowie part, but I don't have the upper range to sing the Freddie part.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

This is so important

[Scarlett Murray @ScarMurray99]

@blackswan1495 My daughter LOVES Ruby and that 15 is her doctor

[Scarlett Murray @ScarMurray99]

@TrilbeeReviews Kids watch Dr Who. It’s helpful for them.

[Willow May @WillowMayMusic]

Hey everyone! Me again!
NEW SINGLE “CHEW THE CLOUDS” IS OUT NOW ON ALL STREAMING PLATFORMS. it’s a weird one, enjoy!

https://t.co/Kfsl7z00iY

https://t.co/XHNsV7bR1S

[Scarlett Murray @ScarMurray99]

https://t.co/pKSMhBEVQF @WillowMayMusic belts down the patriarchy <3

[Scarlett Murray @ScarMurray99]

@almurray I told you there was a joke in it for you!

[Jamie 💙💙➕️🟦 @DozsyD]

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen

[Scarlett Murray @ScarMurray99]

@_cosmicangst @WillowMayMusic

[Scarlett Murray @ScarMurray99]

@daemonsmatt It is the BEST

[Scarlett Murray @ScarMurray99]

@scrannnydevito Molly!!!!

[Scarlett Murray @ScarMurray99]

My child genuinely cried because her Chappell Roan song choice got cut off for Taylor Swift

[Scarlett Murray @ScarMurray99]

@almurray Lol

[Scarlett Murray @ScarMurray99]

@LukeFlux1 But is it bigger on the inside?

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

2. Vincent van Gogh and Starry Night Painting Halloween costume

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

If you enjoyed the pre-show and interval music tonight here it is
@WillowMayMusic

https://t.co/FHrOfHtynl