Barbara

Yes, I mostly retweet as I don't have an original thought in my head.

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

How long before we find out the brother-in-law of a government MP owns a bottled water and wind-up radio farm?

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Knowing the right jargon makes people without much critical thinking ability feel clever and impresses people who're similarly short on analytical skills. It doesn't require much intelligence to memories slogans and trendy words. Ask any parrot. Or, indeed, Stella Creasy.

[Sam Morgan @CrunchAlias]

I know we do some really stupid things as a society, but surely we wouldn't imprison a male rapist in a cell with a woman, just because he makes the obviously insane claim that he's not a bloke. Right?

...right?

[charlie higson @monstroso]

You know what drives me INSANE. people posting videos of themselves holding tiny tiny microphones between their fingers. They’re CLIP ONS FFS. CLIP ONS!!!!!

[Critter @asclepiasyriaca]

Dear men and boys,
If your friends tell you they're gang raping someone, call the fucking police.

[krista @kristabellerina]

Marking myself safe from almost buying a dress that needs to be ironed.

[Dua @Duakz5q]

“Men are natural leaders” babe they can’t even schedule a doctors appointment

[christopher mcglade @christophermcg8]

When our government is allowing this, it shows you that their net zero cult, is absolute fucking bullshit. And this is just one data centre, they’re planning to have hundreds, all over the country…

[Anna Maria Junus @JunusAnna]

It's astonishing how many people think that the rights of half the population don't really matter - because they're only women and girls.

[Guido Fawkes @GuidoFawkes]

Dr Art Laffer explains the Laffer Curve

[wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing]

One of the tragic side effects of being nonbinary is that it causes you to adopt all the same gestures and mannerisms as someone with a narsacistic personality disorder.😥

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

OK, these two may be the coolest lunch ladies on the planet!

[Nachthexe (Night Witch) @hardakeep]

@Rob_ThaBuilder This nonsense would’ve stopped in its tracks if they started off calling fathers “ejaculating parent” when they stared calling women “birthing parent”.

[Emma Hilton @FondOfBeetles]

I recently spoke at the 2026 International Working Group (IWG) on Women and Sport.

Here are my slides.

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[Kristen @Kica333]

The worst thing about trying to parallel park is the witnesses.

[wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing]

In my mental health assessment, the doctor determined that I was: “Deranged and unhinged, with no grip on reality, and the critical thinking skills of a three-year-old” This was the final stage of the interview process, and I've now been approved as a Green Party candidate.

[Meme Gene @ofreacharound]

Soccer is the most European of sports because while the athletes are real and there is actual activity, the final outcomes are determined by procedural manipulation of random bureaucrats

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Farmers are millionaires sitting on land worth a fortune. They can afford the inheritance tax."

Farmer: "How much did I earn last year?"

Activist: "I don't know. A lot, surely."

Farmer: "Twenty-two thousand. Before the tractor broke."

Activist: "But the land's worth millions."

Farmer: "On paper. I can't eat the field or spend it. The only way to turn it into money is to sell it, and then I'm not a farmer, I'm a bloke who used to have a farm."

Activist: "So sell a corner of it."

Farmer: "A corner doesn't work as a farm. You can't run a suckler herd on the bit that's left after the taxman's had his slice. You sell one field, then the next bill comes, then another field. It ends one way."

Activist: "The land only costs that much because you won't sell it."

Farmer: "It costs that much because a hedge fund three counties over wants it for carbon credits and a footballer wants it for the view. Neither of them has ever calved a cow at three in the morning. They set the price. I get the bill."

Activist: "It's still an asset."

Farmer: "It's a workplace that happens to be expensive. You've decided the value of the shop is the same as the wage of the shopkeeper. Come back in February and watch me not be a millionaire in the rain."

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

I’ve always found the dietary concept of “a square or two of dark chocolate” incredibly depressing. That’s not a treat! Might as well be a couple of radishes.