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@PatrickRothfuss Out of all the motherfuckers, Stan is the motherfuckest.

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@caitiedelaney Futurama envelopes each and every activity yet devised.

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@TommyWiseau Is this an ARG?

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@HedwigOwlett @davidsirota But who actually is paying for those things?

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

They never intended for me to vote either, yet here we are.

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@JordanRasko Orphan of Kos

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@crookedroads770 When I was a kid we had the same breed specifically because several members of my family were allergic to dogs. Bichon frise are hypoallergenic.

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@SamSykesSwears Would you like to elaborate on that?

[Analytics Baseball Man @GarySanchezRBW]

This is still the funniest video in the history of the internet

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@PushinUpRoses I want this on the side of a pinball machine.

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@mrbrianfirenzi WHICH OBJEcts ArE NOT TO SCALE?!!!’b Whirch Ibjects are NOT TO SCALE. ?

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@kemar74 @SamSykesSwears My brain is so rotted from political Twitter that I thought this was somehow a political compass meme in disguise.

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

@honeyandabee Wow.

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@Chinchillazllla @POTUS

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@A1_Cheesy @RightWingCope More than the hairs that escaped your forehead.

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@tucci_stan @MaraWilson So they are saying only 100 Americans need to die instead of letting hundreds of millions suffer?

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@willmenaker

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@SamSykesSwears @taskmaster I love it. A good portion of it is available to watch on YouTube for free if anyone is interested.

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about.

Starting with a classic:

STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

@wowpatricia I am not getting stoned with Amy Klobuchar.