Clare Smith 💙

Laughter loving,hardworking nurse,football and baseball fan ,TV addict and bookworm, loyal friend and smartypants, lifelong Fozzie Bear fan

[Clare Smith 💙 @Scarymac]

What a day #oafc

[Clare Smith 💙 @Scarymac]

@SamwiseGamgee84 @IanRunkle @RekietaLaw @TheFollowingPro @TheLegalMindset @MeganFoxWriter @RecoveryAddict2 @magesticheart @Free_Karen_Read @factsdontlie10 Yep, just happened to me too

[Clare Smith 💙 @Scarymac]

@roving_thinker God Bless us.... every one

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@Charley_Ellen_B Cĥarley, they look phenomenal x

[Clare Smith 💙 @Scarymac]

@ChadWeather I'm watching @ryanhallyall live on YouTube. Scary the number of massive tornadoes so long before landfall occurs

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The husband asked her to get an energy saving lightbulb and she got a voice activated one instead 😂 😂

[Clare Smith 💙 @Scarymac]

@DannyDrinksWine Granny Weatherwax from the Discworld book series by Terry Pratchett spanning 32 years from 1983 to 2015. It was such a shock, I bawled my eyes out for a good 15 mins before reading on. I was 40, and the book was published after Terry himself had died. Last of the Discworld books

[Geoff Lloyd @GeoffLloyd]

When me and Pete had Noel Gallagher on for a live phone-in, but just lined up loads of nannas and grandpas #oasis

[Clare Smith 💙 @Scarymac]

Helping the singer in the pub unzip her dress in the loo so she can change outfits. #girlproblems

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@watsoncomedian I'm so irritated I spelt occupation wrong

[Clare Smith 💙 @Scarymac]

@watsoncomedian Human by The Killlers "Are we human or are we dancer?" Grammatically, it's awful, and dancer isn't a species it's an occcupation. The following line isn't much better. "My sign is vital" is an absolute nonsense.

[Clare Smith 💙 @Scarymac]

Is this scene from Stargate SG1 the inspiration for #KingCharles portrait?🤔 https://t.co/waBRmAhq5w

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“It’s a bloody nightmare”

Meaning: Something is proving a mild inconvenience; typically used to describe slightly heavy traffic, or the internet not working

“It’s not ideal”

Meaning: Something terrible has happened and life is almost certainly ruined

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

“GARY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS IS MADNESS”

[Clare Smith 💙 @Scarymac]

@SoVeryBritish Other way round pet

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@IanRunkle I'm not in favour of the ban, even as a now non-smoker, but it was always illegal under the age of 16, and I always managed to get my cig fix without resorting to prostitution.....

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

If you want to know why women don't report assaults, a footballer was kissed against her will in front of millions worldwide, the guy who did it didn't resign & gave a completely different version of events than those caught on camera & people are still debating what happened.

[Clare Smith 💙 @Scarymac]

@SoVeryBritish It's complicated. Bacon butty. But if there's an egg on it, red sauce. Plum Tomatoes and bacon - brown again.

[Clare Smith 💙 @Scarymac]

@SoVeryBritish crispy bacon, fried egg, fried mushrooms and beautifully melty, buttery toast

[Lottie B @Charley_Ellen_B]

Very productive day on the patch today. Everything coming along nicely. Pulled more tasty veggies. Had a visit from our lovely friend @Scarymac and I also managed an impromptu backward roll out of that wheelbarrow. No broken bones 😂
#GardeningTwitter #growyourown #sillysunday