Scents of Yuma

What are you waiting for? That cult’s not gonna start itself.

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I always get the worst jet lag when I fly to Florida. When I leave Philadelphia it's 3pm, and when I land in Florida it's 1987.

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I feel like Quentin Tarantino just found a way to bring the nation together. Tarantino ‘28!

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With Severance season 3 in the works, you know what that means.

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If I had the option to be broke and homeless or a millionaire, but it involved accounting, I would probably choose the millionaire, but it would be so fucking close.

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I live in the gap between ‘happy’ and ‘still wouldn’t change anything.’

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Why is everyone pretending that Nico Harrison made the Luka trade on his own? No input from ownership? C’mon. #nba #mavericks

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#JerrySeinfeld enjoys hating everything 🤣 #JimmyFallon #FallonTonight https://t.co/f6JA5cbQuD via @YouTube

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Dallas before a must-win game:

#FlyEaglesFly

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@Vincemarotta the Sixers arena in Philadelphia used to be called the First Union Center. Is there a more appropriate name for an arena in Philly than the F U Center

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Are all Toyota Tacomas self-driving, or are there really that many assholes out there?

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@RealEmirHan

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Please stop pretending you like bread, and just admit that it’s just the most acceptable way to get butter in your mouth.

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The gap between accuracy and Truth is often immeasurable.

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@robertkelly I know I’m 8 months behind, but I really enjoyed hearing the beginning of all your answers on the @WhitneyCummings podcast.

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The best lunches flow into dinner. Then karaoke. Then breakfast.

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@ThatEricAlper

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@ThatEricAlper The Star Spangled Banner

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@ThatEricAlper Tommy Lee. Final answer.

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@ThatEricAlper Frankie Goes To Bollywood

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@ThatEricAlper Bing Bong

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@ThatEricAlper Californication S3:E8 - The Apartment