Robert Schaffer

AT&T - CS Rep/Sales Coordinator. Born and raised in NJ...but now I'm alllllll country. Also didn't know it was pronounced Apple-ach-in. #yeehawmeemaw #stinky

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@Dannaja64Danny @DeniseHollar @KartikG85 @BarackObama How classless can you be? This tweet was in memory of an icon. Not a place for you to peddle your dear leader''s propaganda.

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Just learned...Guy died tonight. Love you man. You were proof that "man's best friend" can transcend dogs. Going dark forever. #inyourhonor

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This Sunday's forecast: Partly @keselowski with a 100% chance of kissing some bricks. #goBrad

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Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy.

[AT&T @ATT]

#LoveIsLove

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

The week that changed the nation (via @StCollinson) http://t.co/GYYSAy3aHl

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I've decided: One day, I will be a contestant on Jeopardy!.

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Yeah...I went there. #inspirationalquoteoftheday #givethemthepickle

[Brianne Johnson @princeluvr3121]

@Schafferstein

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My view from the front porch is as fresh and crisp as it gets... #ItsMillerTime #LebanonVA

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Training is going really well...but if I hear "Does anyone have any questions?" one more time...

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This church in town has the best sign puns: "God answers knee mail" and "Son screen prevents sin burn." I chuckle every time I drive by.

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This was on the counter...mmmmmm

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Sitting in a dark room cracking up at Phineas and Ferb. Not much has changed. #lotsofme

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Also, Chris Benoit's house. When they said he had lived in privacy, they weren't kidding. #cripplercrossface

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This Georgia heat is for the dogs, I do declare...and if I ever own a lab, I'm calling it Dexter. #woofwoofwednesday

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A day of classic Giants losses on the NFL Network...good deal. :)

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The pain was dulled a little though...the owners of this bar gave me a @Keselowski car off the wall to console me. I love VA @JoshThurman