Jessica Schember

lover of sports, especially NY football giants & NY Mets

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“All abortions are bad except mine.” — Every single Republican woman.

[Praise @tufpraise]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Found an imaginary problem, said only they could fix it, didn’t listen to experts, hired buddies who grifted millions, failed miserably, bragged how great it went.

The entire Trump presidency in a nutshell.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

It’s Fuck James Dolan today.
It’s Fuck James Dolan tomorrow.
It’s Fuck James Dolan if the Knicks three-peat.
It’s Fuck James Dolan forever.

Oh and your facial recognition technology sucks cuz I been calling you a cunt on the Internet for 20 years and was at Game 4 & the Sphere.

[lex! @86TERAVAINEN]

only one player in NHL history admitted to hearing a woman weeping while being assaulted, left her there, then later changed his story to cover up for his friends who assaulted her.

His name is Brett Howden.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[Matt Rein @MatthewARein]

When Trump called a female reporter a “piggy” and “ugly”, the right clapped and cheered right along.

When Dems call Stephen Miller “ugly”, the right has a total and complete meltdown.

Interesting!

[🏆 - jason 🦥🪐 @spongebobsloth]

Carter hart should not be one game away from the stanley cup finals, He should be in jail. Fuck that rapist and every single person who supports him.

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

The president cancelling tv shows he doesn’t like & memeing about it on social media is a dystopian nightmare.

10 years, the very thought of this occurring would have been uncontroversially anti-american.

MAGA has destroyed our country.

[tatiana🏒 @tatituzzi]

the nhl:

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Iran War:

Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?

Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

[remi 🔑💍🏒🦈 @chibibinch]

“shrink the game” yeah the game does need less rapists and apologists actually. good call!

[Maryam @hell_line0]

2022: “Stop overreacting, they won’t overturn Roe.”
They did.

2023: “Stop overreacting, they won’t let women die rather than get an abortion.”
They did.

2024: “Stop overreacting, they won’t arrest women for miscarriages.”
They did.

2025: “Stop overreacting, they won’t turn women into incubators.”
They did.

2026: “Stop overreacting, they won’t attack mifepristone.”
They did, today.

Now: “Stop overreacting, they won’t go after birth control next.”
They will.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I just can't imagine wanting a $400,000,000 ballroom covered in gold to protect ONE man, but wanting to spend $0 to protect school children.

America is broken.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

May Kristi Noem and her family be treated with all the respect and compassion she showed to the families of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, and all the families she gleefully tortured and ripped apart.

[⚫️⚪️ Jamie is not drunk enough @thesissyspacex]

Not to be a fucking bitch, but I do wonder how the “we can’t vote for Kamala because we support Gaza” crowd feels, knowing they helped elect Trump and helped ensure Israel killed more people around the world than originally expected.

[Afroman @ogafroman]

My proooofs on the internet

https://t.co/POG81i1vIL

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Barack Obama reached a deal that prevented Iran from getting a nuclear weapon.

Trump ripped up that deal.

Now we are at war with Iran to prevent it from getting a nuclear weapon.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.

[lauren @njdlauren]

And kids will reference “Jack Hughes Golden Goal” for generations now. He said it, and he meant it.