jeff 2

who the fuck is Jeff 1?

[jeff 2 @Schlamoodle]

This fall is all about gnomemaxxing.

[kate bush updates @canceled4truth]

I think I’m gonna become the downwardly mobile lib version of the Peter Thiel “we were promised jetpacks” guys. Like it was my birthright to be a Cracked dot com writer and it was taken for me and now I have to burn down the West

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

"this isn't about politics anymore, it's about basic human rights" girl what do you think politics has been about ever??

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

FWIW I have never seen so many people and orgs talk seriously of a nationwide general strike and I’m gonna hang on to that little sliver of hope with all my might

[некосаттвачік @nekosattva_chan]

Im not a heritage american nor was I even born here. that's why it's so damn hard for me to understand why americanism doesn't mean protecting jazz, creole culture, or gay-ass musicals about New York.

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

525 things can be true.
1 The world is all that is the case.
1.1 The world is the totality of facts, not of things.
1.11 The world is determined by the facts, and by their being all the facts.
1.12 For the totality of facts determines what is the case, and also whatever is not

[Dr. Leo Lmao @LE0_LMA0]

this is why art is the most important thing in the world. it’s the only way we can connect emotionally with the people of the past. obviously you are not the first person in human history to be sad your mom died or to be happy there’s a new love in your life.

[jeff 2 @Schlamoodle]

Haha ok vacation was nice but I would like to kiss my girlfriend now please!!

[jeff 2 @Schlamoodle]

@stardewem So funny when I just saw you listening to this

[quirk chungus SHODAN @kyotocosmology]

Don't make me tap the sign

[anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydog_gaming]

it’s called boxing day because you’re supposed to spend it eating box

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

beat my partner’s family at bananagrams

[Shasti @sh44sti]

boyfriend winding down after christmas dinner and pulling up the wikipedia page for ‘knight’

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

Watched It's a Wonderful Life (1946) and shout out to Lillian Randolph for the funniest line of the entire film. This diva.

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

Will never judge a person for being way too online between Dec 22 & Jan 1. You might be in your childhood home on an air mattress right now these posts might be keeping you alive

[jeff 2 @Schlamoodle]

Not in a good place rn (England)

[jeff 2 @Schlamoodle]

@kaitloche 🤭

[jeff 2 @Schlamoodle]

We’ve all got that one homie whose place we would firebomb

[jeff 2 @Schlamoodle]

@Moooooooothman When are we watching twin

[emma ansley @emmansleys]

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” Wrong . What about box

[Dr. Leo Lmao @LE0_LMA0]

when someone makes hyper realistic art it’s like. dude you missed the point.