emily 🐞🍐

your misery & hate will kill us all

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

tonight i watched gerard way eat a hot dog onstage

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

needed this

[Sean @panoptisean]

You are hereby sentenced to eating the food you have at your house

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

why on god’s green is there an unopened beer at my job 😭😭😭

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

@maipochacco

[chUnc @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

@suorolod @IrritableBowel2 well this is a bit insensitive isn’t it

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

if you are a man PLEASE do not come into my store tomorrow. i’ve had enough

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

June is just regular month to me. Just a glimpse into how gay my mind has become

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

@MarkDuplass mr duplass today at work i regaled my coworker with the entire synopsis of “creep”, and was stoked to see you in “backrooms” :D thought you might like to know

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

gary apongebob is so adorable ... little snale

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

i love tweeting something while i’m on facetime w my partner & hearing their phone buzz w the notif. in fact, i’m doing it right now!

[han1 ⋰˚☆ @kuromi_yeosang]

MLM suffering and fighting for our lives and WLW crushes and kissing with slight despair. Talk about gender bending

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

@LE0_LMA0 @marcynite sleepy <3

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

i know the new haley blais song comes out tomorrow but i needed it to be out like three weeks ago 😭

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

marcy IS the cunty boom operator from saw

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

my beautiful and talented partner has worked two 12 hour days in a row doing sound for a freaking tv show how do they get cooler every day

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

“i will NOT lay in bed all afternoon again!” i declare, while laying down on my bed

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

@queuebetweeting @endofthesummr okay THANK U for this bc i was also having a “wait was it really 2019??” moment today, i could’ve sworn i had seen the original post before then

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

i just asked a lady about the contents of what she’s shipping & her response was “*sigh* *sigh* well- i resist!”

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

i am literally wearing this shirt as we speak

[emily 🐞🍐 @stardewem]

@megannn_lynne HAPPY PRIDE MEG!!!