kempton

México Cuernavaca mission December 2016-2018

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

Some say the Miata is a chick car. They would be right.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

@jovano_taylor23 OMG TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS. IM HYPE.

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

@SteveStaeger @9NEWS @BradyVernon this was last night

[Tommy Rzeszutko @tzutko]

Results of the election before and after the riots

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

@CJHill21 @HillaryClinton

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

This past week has been rough 😐

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

@jovano_taylor23 look up Sam Cooke 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[9NEWS Denver @9NEWS]

Meanwhile, in Boulder, someone has tied a "Get Well Soon" balloon to a dead raccoon. (h/t … https://t.co/ecK8MdFLRa

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

You're welcome https://t.co/SkbXTiyVME

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

This is NOT okay #bluelivesmatter

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Are you free this weekend?

*gazes into distance*
*sheds single tear*
*bald eagle screeches*

I'm always free
Merica

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

45 hours a week of work kills me, but my bank account loves it 😂

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

Well, owning a car for a day was fun but it's time to put her down...

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

All I want is a girl that will scratch my back at church 😬

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

@BradyVernon @warriors warrior strong

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

Cooper insisted that I take pictures of him with the firetruck @CooperLindhardt

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

@prestwich_evan @CooperLindhardt @totaIdadmoves hey, what's a backyard barbecue without a pimped out grill?

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

I can't decided if I'm happy or upset about this. https://t.co/IJii4cpXcI

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

They played "the hills" by the weekend at a grocery store here in Mexico 😂

[kempton @SchmitzKempton]

The only animal that loves me is this monkey I paid to take a picture with