Ol' Joe

Living proof that God gets drunk on the job

[Ol' Joe @SchmoJoey]

What's it like having a friend as dumb as me

[Ol' Joe @SchmoJoey]

@JB_775 *Onety
*Threety

[Ol' Joe @SchmoJoey]

@JB_775 Lightning strikes the tallest thing 😬

[Ol' Joe @SchmoJoey]

@JB_775 Tell that to my shiny teeth for 39.95

[Ol' Joe @SchmoJoey]

@RobanCook @ORDAirport @AmericanAir Like I said, second best. I'm a midway boy

[Kyla Scanlon @kylascan]

Hey. Can I borrow one million MrBeast bucks so I can bet on my ability to pay the fourth installment of my Klarna Max membership on my congressional mandate OpenAI compute tax it's a tradable asset streaming live on NetHBOflixCNN Binance Jr. Performative reading.

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

something wild i done

[Ol' Joe @SchmoJoey]

Death, taxes, and me crushing a shower beer on Saturday

[Ol' Joe @SchmoJoey]

@theJmoe @JB_775 Not fixing that damn squeaky garage door?

[Ol' Joe @SchmoJoey]

@kylascan Poignant

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

For every $100 you pay in taxes, this is the breakdown of where your money goes:

$24 to health insurance programs
$21 to social security
$13 to defense
$13 to paying off our debt
$8 to veterans and federal employee benefits
$7 to economic security programs
$5 to education
$2 to transportation
$1 to resources and agriculture
$1 to science and medical research
$1 to law enforcement
$1 to international programs
$5 covering basically everything else (like education, infrastructure, etc)

If you think we're gonna fix this mess we're in by obliterating international aid or cutting off funding for science and medical research (prob the best bang for our buck we get) I literally don't know what to tell you.

[Kyla Scanlon @kylascan]

A very, very important thing in conversation: when someone is having a big revelation, telling a story, or a joke etc- even if you know exactly what they're talking about or know the answer to what they're about to say - Do not say it. Allow the discovery. Allow the joy. Allow them to unveil their golden goose to you. Do not rip the goose from their hands.

[Ol' Joe @SchmoJoey]

I'm so fuckin frustrated with people that don't understand economics. Tariffs are a tax on all of us, nerds

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

When you talk about instituting policies that raise prices, don't be surprised if it leads people to worry that price rises are coming. And the Fed's going to worry that these expectations become self-fulfilling.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I hate it when brutal autocrats do the exact thing I would do if I ran a country.

[Ol' Joe @SchmoJoey]

@Anygivenkyle Me too, buddy. Me too