Schmutty

This is an account. An account for smut.

[Schmutty @Schmut2]

I hate to ask for help, but really need it after the tornado hit my home. Every little bit counts to get me back on my feet. Please consider donating or sharing. Thank you! https://t.co/rlPQU5Zbx6

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@LeafaBeam @DianaOreo13 Stockholm syndrome doesn't exist. It was invented by a quack to discredit a hostage who felt safer with the people who were robbing a bank than a bunch of incompetent cops

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@Nljigakulive @Hideki_Naganuma "It's not a swamp, it's a federally protected wetland and we need to preserve it for ecological reasons" - MAGA, post-election

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Good. That's good.

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Connection. Damn you autocorrect

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Me: "I've been suggested so many goth friends lately, I wonder what the correction is?"

Narrator: Undiagnosed autism

[xae @strnrtn]

GHIS IS HOW I FIDN OUT MY DAD IS DATING LANA DEL REY?(!2!;? HELLO???????

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@__smokkahontas @ihatejay_ "How many bad reviews are there and what are they saying?"

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A gift from my feed to yours

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@GeGeGek_ Themberchonk!

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"I love your art so much that I'm buying a plushie version of you to keep in my house!"

[Schmutty @Schmut2]

So on the one hand, I think it's neat that artists like @CenturiiC and @vanishlily have plushies now.

On the other hand, it's got to be at least a LITTLE weird knowing that people want to buy a plushie version of what is, effectively, your self-insert oc.

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[Angry dad voice] "Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?"

[Poor Mans Poison @poormanspoison]

Same.

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

one time my grandmother sent a birthday card to my old address in college and the guy living there at the time tracked me down on facebook bc he thought i’d want it. i dropped by, we had a drink and that’s how my grandmother unintentionally got me laid.

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@RiotGrlErin @HamiltonBurger To be fair, she was already a *good* grandmother.

Her unintentionally getting you a semester-long, quality hook-up just pushed her into being a *great* grandmother

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"One day [WW3] will come out of some damned foolish thing in [Israel]" - borrowed from Otto von Bismarck

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What key do you sing in if you want to get in shape?

Beef Lat.

[Valerie-V 🔞 (Comms open) @ValerieV_Art]

Comm for Djinnger 🥰
Ty for your support!

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[Mark Mak @MoringmarkMark]

Mouths to Feed #TheOwlHouse #toh