Ethan Schnieders

star salesman, aspiring freelance bodygaurd, drunk food expertise.

[Ethan Schnieders @Schnieeeds]

Imagine if you could type really fast but thought really slow & nobody ever knew how fast you could really type

[Kent Murphy @ReaIKentMurphy]

David Ortiz scaring the bat boy to death will forever be priceless 😂😂 https://t.co/0U1I0LJl4c

[Ethan Schnieders @Schnieeeds]

@whiteteefteens @WolfHaley17

[Ethan Schnieders @Schnieeeds]

Just broke a fork (sorry Taylor) while cutting a stick of butter and that is how I know I’m a strong person

[Phil @ifyouwereafo]

I tried making a video this morning & my roommate did this 🙃

[Rex @CrysTizle]

good afternoon to everyone except owners of white ford explorers.

[Ethan Schnieders @Schnieeeds]

My thoughts are sober when I’m faded

[Ethan Schnieders @Schnieeeds]

@kelllicopter

[Best Videos @10SECVIDEOS]

I’ve seen this video 100 times already and still laugh every time I see it

[Genius @Genius]

frank ocean previewed a new song last night... so ready for this 😭

https://t.co/dcwsLCqUWi

[Ethan Schnieders @Schnieeeds]

@MackAttack3424 @Kevin_Fed16 All hashtags are stupid

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

This man has a higher vert than Zion

[Cürly @Rzzzrs]

im sorry but y’all have to see my homie faded as hell 💀💀

[Ethan Schnieders @Schnieeeds]

Nah. BET was 52, Nickelodeon was 46, and Disney was 45

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Kansas City...... the mule is on the way.....