Schrödinger's Uterus

Is there something in there? Who knows. Why take the risk?

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

The CDC pronounced women who could become pregnant should start living like they are. I'm taking this to heart. #justincase #whytaketherisk

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

Help #CDCAdvisesWomen! I tried to read primary sources on pregnancy risks but there are too many big words. Just tell me what to do!

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

R wants to plan a trip for August. I told him we can't plan that far in advance. I can't fly if I get pregnant. #justincase #whytaketherisk

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

Thanks, @CDCAdvisesWomen! I was getting doubtful there for a minute about whether or not I'm really #prepregnant. https://t.co/1Jx2HUZc92

[CDC Advises Women @CDCAdvisesWomen]

#CDCAdvisesWomen that they are pregnant until proven otherwise. https://t.co/u8iXmrtMui

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

Frankly, it's a relief being told what to do. Thinking is stressful and stress is a teratogen. #whytaketherisk https://t.co/Zn0Cd2FSe9

[The Onion @TheOnion]

CDC: Women Should Only Drink While On Birth Control https://t.co/1NAkNOX6iu #WhatDoYouThink?

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

Now I have to move, too? Being #prepregnant is getting expensive. And I just started planning out the nursery! https://t.co/deSG4FV1nv

[CDC Advises Women @CDCAdvisesWomen]

#CDCAdvisesWomen against living in the United States. Infant mortality rates too high for potential fetuses. https://t.co/31CiLcF8D3

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

Breakfast: pasteurized yogurt, prenatal vitamins, and fantasies of eggs over easy. This is for you, Maybe-Baby. #justincase #whytaketherisk

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

I'm not buying it for a minute @HuffingtonPost. @CDCgov knows what's best here. No alcohol for me & my fertile womb! https://t.co/h16wYQjdnL

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Everybody needs to calm down about the CDC's alcohol recommendation for women https://t.co/rVjAjCIRBB

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

#Zika is an STI now? So many things to look out for while #prepregnant! Okay: no alcohol, no sex, anything else? https://t.co/CfPstKiosG

[CDC @CDCgov]

NEW CDC #Zika guidance issued on prevention of sexual transmission & updated guidelines for healthcare providers: https://t.co/Od7VMZC44z.

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

But the #CDC knows what's best, right? If I can't be sure I'm not pregnant, #whytaketherisk? https://t.co/r3sx66mJQJ

[The Mary Sue @TheMarySue]

The #CDC's new guidelines for preventing fetal alcohol syndrome really go above and beyond. Uh, not in a good way. https://t.co/Qfo9i6C7MC

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

I need help picking out baby names. Any good suggestions? You can never be too prepared. Thanks for opening my eyes @CDCgov. #justincase

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

We're out and D asks if I want a drink. "Just water," I say. I put a hand on my stomach. "This is for you, if you're there." #whytaketherisk

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

If you take your birth control with your beer, are you safe? Someone call the #CDC. I'm asking for a friend. #justincase #whytaketherisk

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

I always knew I was destined for something great. #walkingwomb https://t.co/5IGr75ugJt

[Paulina Pinsky (she/her/they) @paulina_pinsky_]

#CDC : "women r baby receptacles & they should be thinking about their unborn children/ eggs that haven't dropped from their ovaries yet."

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

Anyone know the answer? I really need to know. #justincase https://t.co/wgZbYXIrEn

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

Has someone written What to Expect When You're #PrePregnant? If so, I really need a copy. Stat. #justincase

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

Gotta make sure I include the right ingredients, plus no alcohol, unpasteurized dairy, raw eggs, etc. #justincase https://t.co/syxnaYXj8o

[Sara Lang Gifford @SaraLang]

Don't even get me started on the term pre-pregnant, like I'm some Easy-bake oven heating up in prep for child-making.

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

Can't find a good "baby on board... maybe?" sticker for my situation. Also I'm not sure if I should be driving. #justincase #whytaketherisk

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

The waiter asked me how I would like my steak. I told him I would like it rare, but I'd have to settle for well-done. #whytaketherisk

[Schrödinger's Uterus @SchroedingersU]

I've swapped out my daily vitamins for prenatal vitamins, plus extra folic. I'm also looking for a good OB. Any recommendations? #justincase