Schwindell Strongarm

Azeroth's first Goblin Paladin, the Cashbringer. Have YOU been payin' your tithes? #WyrmrestAccord #RP

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

Oh, and if you ain’t been tithin’, I’ll know about it.

Be smart. Give GENEROUSLY.

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

You people gotta be KIDDING me with alla this.

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

So I just gotta rush the big mook to get into the vault? Easy peasy. This'll net me some dosh for the Cashbringer.

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

I'm gone for just a few weeks and then suddenly, Orgrimmar is overrun with small foxes.

Aright.

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

So while I was gone, you schlubs decided to have a war and we currently don't have a warchief.

Grand. You mugs never do things halfway, do ya?

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

(SO unfortunately, between Hurricane Florence and other problems, the author of this Twitter is on a bit of hiatus. I please encourage you to read this thread and help signal boost.)

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[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

I would drop one'a my Personal Item Storage, Sterilization, and Obliteration Flammable Flares (P.I.S.S.O.F.F., patent pending.)

It would set m'corpse, th'looter, and an entire ten mile radius on fire, and hopefully burn it all to ash.

Teach ya t'try an' gank me.

[Ben Porter @eigenbom]

If you were an NPC what items would you drop when killed?

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

@FairwindFlynn We're durable, kid. Little explosion ain't gonna bother us.

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

@aranyaphoenix I'm there!

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

So I keep hearin' this Zandalar's got cities of gold, huge heapin' piles of dosh in a royal treasury somewheres.

...NnnnnnnnGYAAAAAAH, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'M GOIN', I'M GOIN'.

SHEESH.

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

You kids have fun, I'm stayin' home.

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

@SilverQuelDorei Me.

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

So for the meantime, I'mma just stay in this nice little mud pit. It's nice, it's cozy, ain't no Alliance around (yet), perfect place t'spend a little time reflectin' on how my life choices got me to this point in time.

I'm blamin' the Bronze Dragonflight.

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

I lived, binch.

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

Remember when I said I was this close t'knockin' heads t'gether?

YEAH. AIN'T CHANGED ANY.

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

I'm THIS friggin' close t'just knocking some heads together.

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

So everybody's gettin' called back t'Undercity.

Huh boy. I ain't getting paid enough for this.

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

I mean, I ain't wearin' shoulder armor anyway 'cause I like walkin' through doors and stuff like that, but uh, sure, okay.
#NoHonorNoPauldron
#forthehorde
#Warcraft

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

Yeah, well, what're ya gonna do about it?

[Schwindell Strongarm @Schwindell]

Hey, I was mindin' my own damn business in the hot springs back in Un'Goro. I ain't got no part in this.