Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️

Science bro. Raging fire. Not a therapist. | I AM CALM. | Brurrito™ | Cousin to @CredibleShulkie. | #Marvel #Parody

by #strawberrywho

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

❛The radiation's mostly gamma.❜

❛It's like I was made for this.❜

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A #Marvel Bruce Banner parody portrayal by #strawberrywho.

▪︎literate & descriptive
▪︎experienced
▪︎18+/21+
▪︎serious/crack
▪︎#MarvelRP

Infos below.

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℙ𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕞 𝕄𝕖𝕟𝕒𝕔𝕖 @BrainWashAvenge]

He's in the lab, touching things.

His second favorite activity.

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

Tony!

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

Hey.

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

I'm right with you, Captain.

[Steve Rogers @TooBusyForADate]

It's missing @TheIronWiz hours.

[Lt. Col. Franklin Clay @ClayInControl]

❛Are you ashamed to be seen in an American classic?❜

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A #DC #Vertigo Franklin Clay parody portrayal by #strawberrywho.

▪︎literate & descriptive
▪︎experienced
▪︎18+/21+
▪︎serious/crack
▪︎#DCRP

Infos below.

[Jude Feeny @HeyJudeFeeny]

❛Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see. It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out.❜

❛It doesn't matter much to me.❜

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▪︎literate & descriptive
▪︎experienced
▪︎18+/21+
▪︎Modern!Jude
▪︎MV/MS
▪︎#ATURP

by #strawberrywho

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

Let us pause now for a moment of science.

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

Do you know how much nutrients the Hulk needs to stay in top form?

It's a lot.

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

The Hulk and I came to the conclusion that it's better for everyone that I stay Banner for a while.

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

I wielded the infinity stones and snapped to save the universe and what did I get?

Not even a lousy t-shirt but a scarred arm.

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

@TooBusyForADate Oh, been the Hulk, been Banner, been a mix, back to Banner. It's exhausting, honestly. But I'm glad, I've returned to this body, the other guy does need a lot of nutrients. It's getting expensive staying big.

What about you? Are you okay?

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

Steve! @TooBusyForADate

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

@GALAXIESDORK You... did? What did you hear, then? What could you possibly have heard?

I-- I'm not sure if I'm the right teacher... I'm not good at explaining things.

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

Science gives me a large hadron.

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

Tony!

[Dr. Horace Garrison Wells @DrHGWells]

My favourite food group is science.

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

Today, I met Schrödinger's cat.

And I didn't.

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

Should someone need me, I'll be in the lab. I mean, why would anyone need me. Well... anyway.

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

Is it time for science yet?

That's my secret. It's always time for science.

*Puts on his lab coat*

(https://t.co/BCpal5vvTT)

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

Be the Up to my Down.

Be the Charme to my Strange.

Be the Top to my Bottom.

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

@TooBusyForADate Steve!! *Smiles widely, walking up to him* Long time no see!

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

Where's Tony?

He might be the only person to understand me.

[Dr. Bruce Banner ⚛️ @ScienceGuyBro]

Talking science to non scientists isn't fun. They just don't get your excitement.