Scion Penn™

saving gas and smoking out fascists #smokefleet #NAFO #EpsteinsBestFriend #YoureInTheFiles #TrumpInsiderTrades #SmokeEmOut

[Scion Penn™ @ScionPenn]

I was going to buy a cybertruck but then I remembered I like cars with panels that don’t fall off #smokefleet

[Tom Hardly-Davidson™️ @tomhardydavidso]

Won’t fat shame Steven Seagal. I will shame him for making terrible movies, his political views, and giving off a real douche vibe.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

In America today, we rank 34th out of 35 countries in childhood poverty and millions of children are food insecure.

Maybe, just maybe, my Republican colleagues would consider holding a single hearing about how we improve the lives of American kids.

[Xavier Becerra @XavierBecerra]

Donald Trump lost the 2020 election. He lost California by millions of votes in the 2024 election, and now he's trying to undermine confidence in our elections because he’s a repeat loser here.

Sorry Donald, the voters decide who leads California. Not you.

[Nancy Sinatra @NancySinatra]

Corruption personified/

[VoteVets @votevets]

BREAKING: Rep. Pat Ryan just got the House Armed Services Committee UNANIMOUSLY to force Pete Hegseth to explain every senior military firing within the next 5 days. Hegseth has fired 24+ officers without cause or explanation. Even Republicans want answers.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

If they aren't prosecuting hospital administrators for "upcoding" they aren't even scratching the surface of Medicaid fraud, and they hope MAGA voters are too uninformed to notice

[Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney]

Todd Blanche's name appears 96 times in Pam Bondi's House interview about the Epstein files. Variations of telling the committee that he was in charge of the entire effort. https://t.co/8JORBrxG8h

[Bobby Allyn @BobbyAllyn]

George Santos called me after my story revealing federal investigations into his suspected market manipulation on Kalshi.

And he said: "This story is going to get you a gun in your face."

Then he lied about it.

https://t.co/3hZWckf54M

[Cowboy Beans @ande56495]

No fucking way Trump bathes or showers on his own. He’s cleaned by others like an elephant.

[teatime75 @teatime75ghost]

Waking up every morning to Hunter Biden-isms is surprisingly nice.

[Scion Penn™ @ScionPenn]

@HunterBiden #HunterForPresident #SmokeRises

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I know things are bad now but you just have to hang in there until the world ends.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

The Flatulent Felon and his band of losers have really got my blood pressure up you all. Rather than take a nerve pill, I am choosing to activate Dark Thelma.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

And yet, the files show that when one survivor told Epstein she was not 18, he reportedly replied that it would be “their secret.”
This part is textbook manipulation and grooming.

[Marc E. Elias @marceelias]

🚨BREAKING: A lawyer active in lawsuits seeking to overturn Joe Biden’s 2020 election victory, and later represented the former Minneapolis police officer convicted of killing George Floyd, is the latest attorney to be hired by DOJ’s Voting Section. https://t.co/eJlU2JZObc

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

Liars Lie.
A Memoir by Ghislaine Maxwell

[Adele Camino™ @AdeleCamino]

True?
#smokerising
#smokefléét
#NAFO
@HunterBiden

[Kia Zadora @tee_kae63561]

It's pay-to-play at the White House!

[VladTheImpala™️ @CondeVladImpala]

The Chia Trump #smokerises #smokefleet #smokemout