Johnny America

Made In America. Faster than a speeding dial-up, more powerful than a paper airplane, able to leap tall pebbles in a single bound.

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twitter is my Skooma.

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@Gutfeldfox @KatTimpf @PlanetTyrus @JulieBanderas @CharlesHurt @MrDavidAngelo @FoxNews Omg, the show tonight was on a whole other level!! Everyone was so funny! Kat is a great guest host!

[TOP 100 @TOP100KPOP]

Happy 28th birthday to LEE HI! 🥳🎉

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because @PlanetTyrus told us to.. #mahomies @KatTimpf @Gutfeldfox

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@greggrunberg Baseball!

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@tracegallagher Both.. texting is convenient, especially when I’m busy at work.. but text me multiple times and I’m calling you on the phone because there’s more to a conversation than just reading and writing

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@tracegallagher pointless and distracting.. aaaand then I hit my 50’s, now they have become necessary. (40 years working around heavy equipment and listening to KISS didn’t help) #lovethemhatethem

[Hunter Renfrow @renfrowhunter]

Raider Nation, thank you for welcoming me and my family in the last 5 years. From Oakland to Vegas it felt like home.
I wouldn’t be the person I am today without my teammates and coaches inspiring me every single day. 5 years went by quick…… “Once a Raider Always a Raider”

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@ssjillybean @tracegallagher 👆. 🍔🦷😬🌴

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@tracegallagher Well, Jesus said something about the person who believes without seeing is uniquely blessed so I won’t say God, I’ll go with wonder woman’s jet plane. Weird seeing her just sitting there moving across the sky.

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@tracegallagher Harley Quinn.. she’s hilarious yes, but never stops talking. She would totally drive me crazy (just like her!)

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@tracegallagher My big red button would provide clean water and a hearty meal to a hungry child.

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@tracegallagher Unless the bartender is also the business owner, I’m guessing their job is to take care of all the customers who patronize the establishment, not pick and choose.

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@tracegallagher I voted no because there is already enough stuff built on land. If I won that land I’d just leave it alone and enjoy it the way it is.

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@tracegallagher @kevincorke @Michellpollino @EricMessersmith @CColemanFoxNews @SteveHiltonx Suggesting, definitely. But enforcing? Probably not. What if something goes wrong at home and a parent was forced to go offline?

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@tracegallagher Plan of “action” ? I would pack extra patience for the trip (and a big stack of comic books to read) then just wait around in the boat without a plan because nobody’s ever successfully hunted it so nobody really knows how.

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@tracegallagher I would make myself feel better by photographing the snake and the bite on my face and posting them on the internet for likes and shares.

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@LindaDee @FoxNews Yeah, even their own programming page shows the five is supposed to be on right now (while we are watching Hannity). But it’s cool I like @seanhannity

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@tracegallagher It would be cool to hang out with @PlanetTyrus and see all his numerous reptiles. Then maybe we’d have milkshakes and throw the football around awhile before he kicked me out.

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July 21, 2023
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