Scooter Boo Maxwell

I make rap songs. Fuck you if you don't like them.

[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

Running into HOF Safety Ed Reed at the Braves game is very random lol

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Rubbing into your old work at the airport is always awkward

[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

@HistorianUSA1 I went to college with him lmao

[DocumentingLibs @USADocumented]

😂💀 Insurance agent just casually dropped the most HOOD financial advice of all time:

“If you got a kid who likes to shoot people, bar folks, or stay in crazy situations… put ’em in a $100k life insurance policy for $25 a month. They get clapped THIS weekend? You getting a check, fam.”

This man said “be prepared… for the streets”

😭 Bro turned drive-bys into passive income.

[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

If your "hit it from the back" wind stank, please stay away from me.
I don't need to be frowning my face up when I'm behind you

[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

I FUCKING HATE JERRY JONES!!!!!!
HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT MY HAPPINESS

[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

The most sexist people in the world are under a WNBA post on IG.......

But sometimes those jokes be funny af
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[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

Black | Smoke | C'est La Vie

[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

My villain arc started when I came in 3rd place in the Spelling Bee in 7th grade at Snowden. From that day forward, I vowed to be an elitist

[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

Presto | Canines | Nature | IDGAF

[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

Watching Training Day again and I just realized, that all the stuff that happened was one day lmao

And it was Jake's 1st day as detective. That's a hell of a day lol

[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

My favorite Capri Sun was "Pacific Cooler"

It ain't 💩 to do with anything but I just thought I should mention. So if anybody wanna buy me a case, just hit me up.

P.S. throw some Nutty Buddy's in there too (no diddy)

[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

My 🥷🏾 said he got scammed tryna buy 🐈‍⬛️ one time.
The harlot told him he had to pay a deposit for a time slot and she will pull up then. She never came.
I have been laughing at him for an hour now. My stomach hurt, I'm crying & sweating
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[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

I'm ashamed.
The gang told me to run my pockets, I did. Gave me 3 boxes and told me to come back when I got more cash.
These Girl Scouts are getting it's hands. Forcing me to get 3 Samoa cookie boxes smh

[drryn 🫶🏾 @wyddrryn]

Quit playing both sides and stand for something bitch ass nigga

[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

I had to stop and get me some 🔥🌮 from @velvettaco
This my lil spot I be fucking with in Sandy Springs
https://t.co/zDRxSOd7G1

[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

Game 5 is lit!!!!
OT!!!!!!
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[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

Damn Sabrina!!!!
Steph Curry range for the win!!!
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[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

My football teams are just trash af this year
Florida State is 🗑️
Cowboys is 🗑️

[Scooter Boo Maxwell @ScooterBooMax]

Fire both Mike's now!!!!!
McCarthy and Zimmer