ScotRail Stan

Twitter made me change my name, being employed by ScotRail doesn't give me official status

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We’ve found a purse belonging to a Rachel McGlone on one of our trains, if you know her please let her know. Thanks. ^CT

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@EmoKidPrincess @ScotRail you love a moan

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@tiffanyhodgeXo @ScotRail you lay off the reefer pal. Bet ye are never there due to hangovers

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@tiffanyhodgeXo @ScotRail you won't miss much cos this one day. The others you missed to to severe pumpings/hangovers, are your own fault.

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@EmoKidPrincess @ScotRail you love a moan

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@pthomson88 @ScotRail get this broad a tampon.

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@ScotRail @allanstubbs also stubbsy no one wants to go to Coatbridge. Even Fred West moved away from there.

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@ShabbierChic @ScotRail he isnae. He sits&smokes pot while drinking& having casual sex. When he's not doin that he's watching bargain hunt

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@ScotRail @pikapies that's you telt Sarah. Get yer facts right

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@ShabbierChic @ScotRail this sounds made up. Yer son was still in his wanking chariot cos he's a lazy student.

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.@ScotRail @AberdeenFC @spfl it's a great idea and a great thing to do. Unfortunately you have them over a barrel with the prices

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@Algernon888 @grantkyle1967 @ScotRail won't let me see what it is. But it will be a lot of shite. Useless this mob are #wankers

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Woooosh https://t.co/H1A0p5hW7W

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@ScotRailStan Autumn time next year. ^A

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When were they due? May? https://t.co/tAbHn9vK08

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They've arrived. Class 385 test train at Newton Aycliffe, County Durham.

Faster, longer, greener trains for our customers from autumn 2017.

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All updates on the podcast 'bookzine' will appear on this feed - remember deadline for orders is next Friday - https://t.co/gwpaGc9ZFd

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@ScotRail @GSSfestival try putting extra trains and carriages on when folk are on the mon -Fri 9-5's. Useless lot.

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@ScotRail @NetworkRailGLC @UKBikeandGo people who bring bikes onto a train are fucking cunts

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@ScotRail just run over the stupid cunts. Survival of the fittest n that

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@bigcrispyhied nah I just collect tickets. Not one of they uppity guard pricks

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Had to stop tweeting for a while. Nearly got the sack man