Dirk Diggler

shoot me

[Dirk Diggler @ScotVandergriff]

@_kay_bby I can truely say I'm in love with you.

[Dirk Diggler @ScotVandergriff]

My grandma is a bad bitch

[Dirk Diggler @ScotVandergriff]

If https://t.co/bk78IBcQW1

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Obama is living rent-free in Trump's head. Trump is unravelling faster than a big ball of yarn! Trump Tower wasn't tapped! #wiretapping

[Dirk Diggler @ScotVandergriff]

Do not hit me up for sexx

[Dirk Diggler @ScotVandergriff]

I love you @_kay_bby

[Dirk Diggler @ScotVandergriff]

Do you wear austins ball cap backwards https://t.co/fWvPuBHAyX

[ⓜⓘⓚⓔ @mikesallan]

find a sweet little thing that wears your ball cap backwards

[Dirk Diggler @ScotVandergriff]

When I go out drinking I bring the strength of the entire Soviet Union with me

[Dirk Diggler @ScotVandergriff]

Yes I get my ass plowed out at the beach house when John Person ain't looking fight me https://t.co/QYGVET0iRv

[Dirk Diggler @ScotVandergriff]

Celebrating the 88 years of life my great grandmother had. Passed on this morning.

[910Preps @910Preps]

BASE: Douglas Byrd 10, Overhills 0. Trey Faircloth had a triple and 3 RBIs #run910

[Dirk Diggler @ScotVandergriff]

@_kay_bby I love you baby doll

[Dirk Diggler @ScotVandergriff]

I'll take luck over skill every god damn day of the week

[Dirk Diggler @ScotVandergriff]

Drink bleach https://t.co/XUGDlmxPkD

[h @Hannnaahhf]

I wanna do some near death crap with someone

[Dirk Diggler @ScotVandergriff]

JCP: All talk, no dick, believe me.

[Dirk Diggler @ScotVandergriff]

Oh yes, but if the shoe fits my guy, by all means wear it https://t.co/0UQHw0Zb17

[Dirk Diggler @ScotVandergriff]

Cock sucker https://t.co/6frabp5XWu

[Chasé @carolina_boyy58]

@ScotVandergriff first rule of business is buy out chick fila and burn it down

[Dirk Diggler @ScotVandergriff]

Let's turn this sole proprietorship into a partnership https://t.co/BDPN3n9NwN

[Chasé @carolina_boyy58]

@ScotVandergriff I think we got something there