Scottish Space Laser

Uninspired tweets, clever retweets

[Scottish Space Laser @ScotlandCooper]

@shane_pruitt78 You know the rules of your religion only apply to the people IN your religion, right?

[Scottish Space Laser @ScotlandCooper]

@albertmohler @WNGdotorg For a straight person, you think about gay people an awful lot

[Scottish Space Laser @ScotlandCooper]

@AndrewTWalker Having kids doesn't guarantee that they will take care of you later in life. I think it's pretty selfish to bring a human into the world so you can have a free caregiver

[Scottish Space Laser @ScotlandCooper]

@daneortlund @chicagobulls The first amendment protects you from THE GOVERNMENT punishing you for speech. Your workplace is perfectly within their right to fire you if you express views they find objectionable.

Cry about it.

[Scottish Space Laser @ScotlandCooper]

@bartbarber

[Scottish Space Laser @ScotlandCooper]

@dandarling He told my parents it was ok to hit me with a belt when I "misbehaved". If hell exists I hope he's deep down in there getting what he deserves

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Today is the 20-year anniversary of ESPN NFL 2K5's release.

This game presentation was just so elite.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

In the entirety of major league history, there has been exactly one walk-off, inside-the-park grand slam home run. The batter? Roberto Clemente.

[Scottish Space Laser @ScotlandCooper]

@barstoolchicago Tom Waddle

[Scottish Space Laser @ScotlandCooper]

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[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

Miss you guys.

[Scottish Space Laser @ScotlandCooper]

@ndove8 Go Bucs

[Scottish Space Laser @ScotlandCooper]

I mean this with all the disrespect in the world:
Shut the absolute fuck up, Skip.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

No doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of this game - but how? This late in the season, a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular-season outcome ... which suddenly seems so irrelevant.

[Megan Lavey-Heaton @savvyliterate]

Welcome to the best day of the year: PUBLIC DOMAIN DAY! These and more are now in the public domain.

- The final Sherlock Holmes stories
- Metropolis
- Now We Are Six
- The Jazz Singer (first talkie)
- Wings (first best Oscar picture)

See more: https://t.co/ZkQF5p95Ft

[Christmas Countdown @ChristmasCount]

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U N T I L C H R I S T M A S !

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[C.A. Martin Art @camartinart]

In celebration of The Muppet Christmas Carol's 30th Anniversary AND the restoration of my favorite scene, "When Love is Gone," I poured my heart into a poster for what I personally consider the best Christmas film of all time. Merry Christmas, friends. ❤️

[The Redmen TV @TheRedmenTV]

🔥 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 🔥

We are giving away 2⃣ boss prizes courtesy of @JHenderson 🙌

✍️ Signed #LFC shirt
📕 Signed copy of Jordan Henderson: The Autobiography

To enter follow us @TheRedmenTV, retweet & like this tweet ✅

Here's the skipper & @stehoare to tell you more

[B/R Football @brfootball]

For Argentina 💙

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

IND 19 - 54 DAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1074th unique final score in NFL history.

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

The film crew on AVATAR: WAY OF THE WATER has to play an “awoogah” sound effect of a submarine diving alarm to get James Cameron’s attention on set

Cameron: “I don’t even respond unless they do the ‘awoogah,'”

(via @THR)