Scott Bowman

Identifies as avacado. It/that.

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

@bobbyberk Boys wearing head to toe carharrt & dickies clothing, despite never having worked on a building site in their lives can get to fuck.
Take the pre-spattered painters trousers off Tarquin, you work in finance and went to Eaton.

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

@anon_opin 7 minute episodes man, we've all got a decent 7 minutes of parenting in us per day.

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

@Ssnyder1835 @pleasetouch We're in Philly for ten days in August! That museum good for a five year old?

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

@DuvalMagic @bombshelboy Also, this isn't Randy's doing, but he's got the position and clout to say corporate greed is limiting access to the art he's poured so much into.
Instead it's a shame to see the "can't afford it, not a real fan" line being towed.

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

@DuvalMagic @bombshelboy The thing is, this isn't "where the industry is going" it's "we've promised our shareholders this much profit".
They want bigger and bigger profits every year because the 5.34 billion take2 took last year clearly wasn't enough for them. It's corporate greed pure and simple.

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

@mrmarkmillar Personally the wait time is a huge factor, prioritising deliveroo orders over people actually in the "restaurant" means fast food now takes about 10-15 minutes.
McDonald's was founded on order to customer in 60 seconds, huge step backwards.

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

@Joescorebro @crispycaulfield Same with Dracula. I don't need a recipe for what you ate on the way to castle Dracula Johnathan. Just get to the neck sucking.

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

@profanityswan That venues security are an absolute joke. A few years back they killed a lad by choking him out. Lad had a few lines of ket, claimed he had "drug strength".
You have some horse tranquilliser and try lifting a sofa.

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

@shitposts_png Bold of you to assume I'm a two hand job.

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

Oasis make music for real people, decent working class Manchester lads.

As long as you've got £300 spare.

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

@Paul10376555 @1BegsAli13 Inciting racial hatred through online posts.
Wonder how rough the prison love will be when they find out he's there for sharing memes.

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

Le Tissier going all David Icke.
No wonder sky got rid.

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

This years weather so far has been horrific, wasn’t it lucky for the government that 4 years ago when they locked us down we had wall to wall sunshine for weeks on end. It’s almost like they planned it that way 🤷‍♂️

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

@StagecoachEMid been waiting for a bus to hykeham for 30 minutes, 3 busses have shown up from hykeham 0 departing. National rail gives a refund for this level of service. Where's the explanation here?

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

@KemiBadenoch @Keir_Starmer Aren't the conservatives the party that let Jimmy saville go -checks notes- EVERYWHERE

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

@laoshi_oli @markysumm @jayforeman Double pay and time and a half for Sunday shifts is something that's lonnnng gone.
Not sure what marky said as she's blocked me.

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

@gedougen @jayforeman Because we unionised to protect and ensure working rights?

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

@jayforeman Sunday trading laws mean I get some spend at least one day of my weekend with my family and proper quality time with my 4 year old. But yeah sorry your Tesco shop was a bit rushed. Must be hard seeing retail workers as people.

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

@AccidentalP I'm something of an amateur astronaut after 30 minutes on no man's sky.

[Scott Bowman @ScottBowman5]

As Truman Capote once said
"Shampoo for my real friends,
Real poo for my sham friends"
#quoteoftheday