Mark Summers

Cat inspector. Insect puns bug me... History always re-tweets itself.

[Mark Summers @markysumm]

Once you see Cookie Monster, you can’t unsee it.

[Mark Summers @markysumm]

@HazelLiaqa4848 He is the LEAST RESPECTABLE president ever. 🙄🙄🙄

[Mark Summers @markysumm]

@TopGundy Regurgitating more bollocks you've lapped up like a retarded sheep because you've seen it on social media. You insufferable loony right simpletons are painful. 🙄🙄🙄🤡

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@anon_opin What?

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@anon_opin Don't get me started on Iain.

[Mark Summers @markysumm]

@anon_opin 'Yum' and 'Yummy.' 😡🙄

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@elonmusk Sigh 🙄🙄🙄🤡

[Mark Summers @markysumm]

@elonmusk Oh bore off you utter simpleton. Stop pigeon holing the "left" as some sort of simplified homogeneous mass all thinking alike. That's the loony right. All manufactured from the same cunt factory. The left are much more nuanced and complex in their opinions. Cretin. 🙄🙄🙄🤡

[Mark Summers @markysumm]

@anon_opin In the UK we used to drive on the left, now we drive on what's left.

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@JossJo_1989 @elonmusk @NaomiSeibt No no. Keep splitting the loony right vote Elon. 😂🙄🤡

[Mark Summers @markysumm]

Me: Buys toaster.

Amazon: Thanks. You may also be interested in this selection of other toasters.

Me: Another toaster is literally the last thing I need right now.

Amazon: BUY ANOTHER FUCKING TOASTER!! LOOK AT THEM ALL!!

[Mark Summers @markysumm]

@Suzierizzo1 😆😅🤣😭🤣😭😅😆🤣😂😭🤣😭🤣😂😂😅🤣😂😅🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Mark Summers @markysumm]

@fesshole NEVER put your fingers on a chicken's central line.

[Mark Summers @markysumm]

@Parody_PM "You can't keep having elections until you get the result you want!"

[Mark Summers @markysumm]

@WhiteHouse 😅😆😂😆😂😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄🙄🙄🤡🤡🤡🤡. You loony simpletons are fucking painful.

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@Steve60849767 @anon_opin Nobody claims that Keir is popular.

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@WhiteHouse Painful. 🤣😂😅😆🙄🙄🙄🤡🤡🤡

[Mark Summers @markysumm]

@fesshole *principle

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@JDVance 🙄🙄🙄🤡

[Mark Summers @markysumm]

If someone opened a throat lozenge stand outside The Crucible for the snooker they would make a fortune. #WorldSnookerFinal