Scott Etheridge

Ex-batboy for the Montreal Expos.

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"HobleegobabaEyyyOhHhhhdananitanoblamenaaaaaaaaagoblEEnAhhhDobaaSSSSeeeeebanNnnss"-Every Sean Paul song

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@gaughen I’ll leave this here for anyone backing up his immigration policies. Who are they really following? Because The Bible cannot be any more clear.

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@jacobinfante24 Thats what happened to him in Detroit. Now in this hypothetical Titans situation, Callahan gets fired and becomes assistant coach to Andy Reid for three years, then gets another HC job down the road, that’s where Blashill is at now. Not a home run necessarily but pretty good hire

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@jacobinfante24 Coming to this late, but let me talk you off the edge. Putting this into hypothetical football terms. If Warren Moon took over as The Titans GM and said “we’ve got Ward now, time for the playoffs!”, and didn’t fix the roster beyond that. Blashill is Brian Callahan in this.

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@marlene4719 That one kid on the left looks like Dobby from Harry Potter.

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@Johnathan_Wood1 Abdul Carter has some pretty massive character concerns. If there’s one thing this organization does well, it steers clear of those guys (Ray McDonald, not taking Jalen Carter). As long as Virginia is still kicking, they won’t take Carter even if he is still there

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@nfldraftscout That’s an Archie for sure

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@jacobinfante24 Poles didn’t sign Ogunjobi because of a foot issue on the physical. He’s not drafting a dude who was medically retired for two years due to a neck injury

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In the song In Da Club they say it’s shawty’s birthday, and then say it’s not her birthday. Are they saying it’s her birthday in da club to get a free dessert?

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@JaquanBrisker Dude has made 10 million sitting on the bench and he can’t afford Invisalign?

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@The1Tab The first time I ever made the Jumbotron, I was 7 years old. My sign had “Go Hawks” on one side, and “Detroit Sucks” on the other side. The cameraman saw me, put me on the Jumbotron with “Go Hawks” showing, then I flipped it. All 5,000 in that 1999 UC began cheering!

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@theschaff34 You don’t see that curveball thrown too often, but I like where your head’s at

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1) 10 item limit at self checkout, even if it doesn’t say it.
2) Anyone over the age of 65 is not allowed to use self checkout.
3) If you’re getting alcohol, no self checkout.
4) If you don’t put your cart back in the corral, punishable by death.

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Hi Twitter, it’s been a few years. Coming back to establish something I’m very passionate about: grocery store etiquette.

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@nfldraftscout Guy in the fitness world here. Two things that are a must—TRX straps and Powerblocks. If you get a squat rack, get one with a landmine attachment as well. With all that, you have more than enough to work with

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@davestonecomedy are you hanging out after the show tonight?! My buddy and I just got to Reggie’s!

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@nfldraftscout And if it’s a coordinator on a team who’s still in it, they have to wait until that team is eliminated or wins the Super Bowl? In the chance they want someone like Daboll or Leftwich

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@nfldraftscout Do teams have to wait until the Super Bowl is over to make the hire? If The Bears meet with Dodds tomorrow (or any of the other candidates) could they hire him tomorrow?

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Any long legs can be a daddy long legs, but it takes a real spider to be a father long legs.