Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Downing Street.
One is from London, another is from Birmingham and the third is from Manchester.
All three go with a Downing Street official to examine the fence.
The London contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about £900. £400 for materials, £400 for my crew, and £100 profit for me."
The Birmingham contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says,
"I can do this job for £700. £300 for materials, £300 for my crew, and £100 profit for me."
The Manchester contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the Downing Street official and whispers, "£2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Manchester contractor whispers back, "£1000 for me, £1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Birmingham to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how our government works.
It may be funny but, sadly, it's also very accurate.
🚨💥SE PRENDIÓ POLONIA 🇵🇱
¡Los Patriotas polacos se levantan masivamente contra las agendas de la UE!
NO PERMITIRÁN que Von der Leyen los lleve a la ruina
"Nuestra capital es Varsovia, no Bruselas. Recibimos órdenes de Dios, no de ti"
Protestas que son silenciadas por los grandes medios... COMPARTE por todas partes... 🔥
Polish politician says:
"We have zero illegal migrants. We don't give a shit. We take care of our families. I want my daughter to be alive, not raped and killed."
Europe needs more politicians like him.
@Disgruntled3ear Who gives a fuck whos captain, Raskin started as captain difference does it make moving it mid game, shankland probably should never have been named captain because i would never have put him as a guaranteed starter when we have naderi, chermitti and miovski all wanting minutes
@IainMitchell17 Devlin only 1 that been putting tackles in, and Aasgard probably been our best player so far and only 1 offering anything attacking so would start both
@piersmorgan Sat watching with English fans who all called for Dan burn and go defensive, but when it was done they blame manager after defeat. Lost the out ball, should have went to 5 at back but added out ball with Rashford as Kane can't run the ball out
@BigHeapy@bettingvillage Definitely cash out, Ronaldo ain't scoring against Spain and could go out, Kane dodgy too as think England will struggle in Mexico
@davidstoker_lfc Only because he had to go for Denmark, parking the bus is the worst thing especially at a world cup. We had 2 shots on target in 2 games against Haiti and Morocco not good enough
🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 Tras clasificar a la siguiente ronda del mundial, todo el plantel de Noruega se sienta en el campo y empieza a remar junto con su afición en el estadio…simplemente maravilloso 🤩🤩🤩
Who threw a 3 year old into a crocodile enclosure? Someone must have witnessed it? Identify this individual immediately!
I’ve just about seen it all now. Your children under @UKLabour are in danger, grave danger! Please realise & wake up to this!
Makerfield, what are you thinking?!? 🤦🏻♂️
Time to ramp things up now. First to rid the country of a dangerous and damaging Labour Party and second to secure our borders, bring back our British standards, values and discipline, starting with our Police force and Fire service and thirdly to reinstall our British cultured umbrella, prioritise it above all cultures to which our law & order and justice system sits under and where we can keep a close eye on them and rid them of the 2 tier system that Labour have forced upon them.
We’ve got our work cut out however I’ve never turned away from a challenge no matter how big. This is for our children and our children’s children! 🫡🇬🇧🏴